So when do people stop going out to eat?

[KCUnited]

Originally Posted by Detoxing

My latest thing in the morning rush is string cheese and an apple juice, like im a ****ing 5 year old

I told my wife we need to start stocking juice boxes.

I'm a smasher of string cheese

My wife will meticulously pull the thinnest strands over a period of like 10 minutes. I'm lucky if I get 3 or 4 strands before I've annihilated mine in seconds

It takes me longer to get the packaging tab separated to open it than it does to consume. I love those things