Why promoting FAX to non-n00b status is a bad idea

[RealSNR]

I can see this decision to promote FAX becoming parallel to the rise of Hitler.

We have a dumbfounded forum. The Chiefs suck. Rain Man got rid of his cool stickman avatar. Nobody posts about the Chiefs anymore. The Word Association thread is the most popular thread out there. The forum is a hopeless mess.

In walks a n00b, FAX. He is humble and bashful, and posts with a chip on his shoulder. People kick him in the dirt, put him on ignore, and spit in his face. But one thing that does not quit is these limericks. A small group of people finds these hilarious and boosts him up by giving him rep. Soon more people catch wind of these limericks and praise him as "the next Rain Man." Now a certain stupid and dim-witted mod named Phobia has promoted him to non-n00b status.

There are a few people like Ebola and me who see WTF is wrong with this picture. We've put up a good fight, but now it's us against society.

Now that FAX is free from the bondage of n00b status, there's no tellling what damage he and his limericks will wreak on this forum. He now has oppurtunity, and if he gains support, he will surely take over Chiefsplanet.

It's times like these when we must band together, fellow Planeteers! We need superior firepower (ENDelt, Brad, Psicosis, Rain Man). But we also need everyone else, too. Do not be fooled by FAX's limericks. Really, they aren't that funny.