In the grand tradition of poop threads

kc rush · 04-05-2005, 09:58 AM

I had to take a poop a few minutes ago. Not bragging, just stating the facts. I went to my preferred stall but had to use the other one instead because someone had left a poop smudge on the seat and I wasn't about to touch it.

Our company has the entire second floor of the building we are in, so I can be 99% certain that the culprit was someone that works in my office. I might expect to see that at a public park, but in a professional office building I would think that people would have the common courtesy to clean up after themselves.

Its not like the guy could have missed it either, unless they were wearing a neck brace that holds their head in a forward locked position or the force of their pooping blew them right out of the bathroom door with no chance of seeing the mess they made. I haven't seen any neck braces around here or heard any explosions.

04-05-2005, 09:58 AM	Topic Starter
kc rush Blah Blah Blah Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: In front of the computer. Casino cash: $3829559	In the grand tradition of poop threads I had to take a poop a few minutes ago. Not bragging, just stating the facts. I went to my preferred stall but had to use the other one instead because someone had left a poop smudge on the seat and I wasn't about to touch it. Our company has the entire second floor of the building we are in, so I can be 99% certain that the culprit was someone that works in my office. I might expect to see that at a public park, but in a professional office building I would think that people would have the common courtesy to clean up after themselves. Its not like the guy could have missed it either, unless they were wearing a neck brace that holds their head in a forward locked position or the force of their pooping blew them right out of the bathroom door with no chance of seeing the mess they made. I haven't seen any neck braces around here or heard any explosions.
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