Women are evil....the proof

Hydrae · 07-13-2005, 01:57 PM

Mathematics Prove Girls are Evil!

Today, I shall illustrate the evilness of the woman! Proven by modern mathematics! This will be short and sweet, but none the less, very enlightening.

First, we assume that all girls take time and money.

Girls = Time x Money

Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get:

Time = Money

Girls = Money x Money

Girls = Money^2

Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that:

Evil = the square root of money

Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2

which reduces to...

Girls = Evil

Ah hah! We have proof of the evil witches who are plotting the demise of the male population! Take that woman!

07-13-2005, 01:57 PM	Topic Starter
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $1867000	Women are evil....the proof Mathematics Prove Girls are Evil! Today, I shall illustrate the evilness of the woman! Proven by modern mathematics! This will be short and sweet, but none the less, very enlightening. First, we assume that all girls take time and money. Girls = Time x Money Furthermore, we take the statement, "Time is money", and we get: Time = Money Girls = Money x Money Girls = Money^2 Moreover, the statement, "Money is the root of all evil" means that: Evil = the square root of money Girls = (Evil)^1/2 (Evil)^1/2 which reduces to... Girls = Evil Ah hah! We have proof of the evil witches who are plotting the demise of the male population! Take that woman!
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