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11-04-2000, 01:00 PM

Time to hex the raidahs. They're 7 and 1 and secretly afraid they're about to start their "inevitable slide to mediocrity". History. Mojo. All talk about THIS YEAR being different just makes it worse for 'em. Superstition is a powerful thing and it's all on our side. We've got our mojo working and it's time for some psychological warfare. Under their year round Halloween garb, there's a lot of black panties bunching up into a wad all over Oafland today. They won't admit it, but they've got the Big Fear.

It's time to do our part. Put the big red monkey on their backs once again. Let's take away their joy, steal their thunder, pop their balloons. I hereby unleash the Sports Illustrated curse on 'em. May they drop balls all day. Throw interceptions, fumble, botch attempts, break stride. Miss field goals, have no chance at extra points. May their 'lucky' streak come to a an abrupt end. I want to ruin their weekend, ruin their holiday season. I want to watch Chucky do his nastyface all day long, throw tantrums and hissyfits, pop a bloodvessel. Let's throw salt in their beer, watch the Raiderette's uniforms fall off and give Al Davis a heart attack (if he has a heart). I want us to go to their house and kick their collective butts. I want to send them home weeping to beat their wives, kick their dogs and send their children off to a bad military school. I want to rain on the raidah parade.
Now and forever, so let it be written, so let it be done.

GO CHIEFS!!! BEAT THE BLACK AND SILVER TIL THEY'RE BLACK AND BLUE!!!

[This message has been edited by BigOlChiefsfan (edited 11-04-2000).]

[This message has been edited by BigOlChiefsfan (edited 11-04-2000).]

11-04-2000, 01:00 PM	Topic Starter
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	Time to hex the raidahs. They're 7 and 1 and secretly afraid they're about to start their "inevitable slide to mediocrity". History. Mojo. All talk about THIS YEAR being different just makes it worse for 'em. Superstition is a powerful thing and it's all on our side. We've got our mojo working and it's time for some psychological warfare. Under their year round Halloween garb, there's a lot of black panties bunching up into a wad all over Oafland today. They won't admit it, but they've got the Big Fear. It's time to do our part. Put the big red monkey on their backs once again. Let's take away their joy, steal their thunder, pop their balloons. I hereby unleash the Sports Illustrated curse on 'em. May they drop balls all day. Throw interceptions, fumble, botch attempts, break stride. Miss field goals, have no chance at extra points. May their 'lucky' streak come to a an abrupt end. I want to ruin their weekend, ruin their holiday season. I want to watch Chucky do his nastyface all day long, throw tantrums and hissyfits, pop a bloodvessel. Let's throw salt in their beer, watch the Raiderette's uniforms fall off and give Al Davis a heart attack (if he has a heart). I want us to go to their house and kick their collective butts. I want to send them home weeping to beat their wives, kick their dogs and send their children off to a bad military school. I want to rain on the raidah parade. Now and forever, so let it be written, so let it be done. GO CHIEFS!!! BEAT THE BLACK AND SILVER TIL THEY'RE BLACK AND BLUE!!! [This message has been edited by BigOlChiefsfan (edited 11-04-2000).] [This message has been edited by BigOlChiefsfan (edited 11-04-2000).]
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