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View Poll Results: Would you do these things?
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Asking an American Hasidic Jew to remove his hat when entering a church
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0 |
0% |
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Asking to see an Australian woman’s fanny pack
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2 |
25.00% |
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Attempting to clink beer glasses with a Hungarian
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4 |
50.00% |
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Bringing a bottle of wine to a French dinner party host
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4 |
50.00% |
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Calling a teenage German girl a Fraulein
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3 |
37.50% |
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Calling an American Puerto Rican an “immigrant”
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3 |
37.50% |
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Cutting an Estonian’s bread with a knife
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3 |
37.50% |
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Expecting an English checkout clerk to bag your groceries
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3 |
37.50% |
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Giving a “thumbs up” gesture to an Iraqi
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4 |
50.00% |
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Giving a gift to an Irish coworker
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3 |
37.50% |
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Handing a cigarette to a Polish woman
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1 |
12.50% |
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Interrupting an Inuit
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0 |
0% |
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Kissing a Croatian’s cheek while shaking her hand
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1 |
12.50% |
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Letting a Czech woman enter a pub ahead of you
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3 |
37.50% |
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Making a Dracula joke to a Romanian
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4 |
50.00% |
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Making an “okay” gesture to a Brazilian cab driver
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3 |
37.50% |
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Making physical contact with a Scandinavian
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3 |
37.50% |
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Mentioning Turkey (the country) to an Armenian
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4 |
50.00% |
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Nodding your head vigorously to a Greek
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4 |
50.00% |
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Not saying hello to a Ghanian baby when you visit
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3 |
37.50% |
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Not shaking hands with all of the other guests at a Dutch birthday party
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3 |
37.50% |
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Offering to share a pear with a close Chinese friend
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2 |
25.00% |
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Opening gifts at your birthday party full of Indians
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3 |
37.50% |
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Paying a Russian deliveryman over the threshold instead of stepping outside or inviting him in
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3 |
37.50% |
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Pouring a Chilean’s wine with your left hand
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3 |
37.50% |
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Reading a book while Chinese people are gambling
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2 |
25.00% |
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Sending chrysanthemums to an American grandmother
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2 |
25.00% |
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Setting your hat on an Italian’s bed
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2 |
25.00% |
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Shaking hands with a Bangladeshi woman
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2 |
25.00% |
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Shaking hands with a European while wearing gloves
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3 |
37.50% |
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Showing up on time to a Venezuelan party
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2 |
25.00% |
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Sitting on a Maori’s table
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1 |
12.50% |
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Talking to a Dominican about Haitian immigration
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2 |
25.00% |
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Telling a Portuguese person that you “don’t speak Spanish”
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1 |
12.50% |
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Telling a Serb he’s from a Balkan country
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2 |
25.00% |
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Telling a Turk that his sister is hot
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1 |
12.50% |
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Toasting a Mexican with a glass of water
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3 |
37.50% |
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Trying to imitate a Colombian’s accent
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0 |
0% |
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Turning down a drink from a Nicaraguan
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2 |
25.00% |
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Warning a resident of Nairobi to look out for lions
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0 |
0% |
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Wearing tube socks in front of a European
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2 |
25.00% |
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I wouldn't do any of these
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1 |
12.50% |
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I kill any foreigners I meet
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1 |
12.50% |
01-31-2007, 09:11 PM
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