Food and Drink Beer Heaven

**CosmicPal** · 06-27-2008, 10:05 AM

That Miller Lite commercial is lame. I can only imagine men everywhere are saying to themselves, “That’s not even close to my idea of Beer Heaven!” So, what is your idea of Beer Heaven?

Mine:

An enormous low-lit tavern with high ceilings and private booths nestled on the beach with a patio deck. There is always a star-filled night sky with a full moon and shooting stars. The weather is always perfect and the sand feels like crystals between your toes.

The bar will have the following:
- State-of-the art TVs showing every football game and sporting event to my liking.
- A roomy poolroom with solid oak pool tables and cues that never break.
- A jukebox loaded with all of my favorite music.
- High back stools with leather seats.
- Fresh seafood and KC style BBQ
- A live stage hosting my favorite bands. Remember, this is Heaven, so one night it may be Jimi Hendrix, another night it may be The Doors, and other night, it may be the Beatles or Pink Floyd- you get the idea. It’s Beer Heaven dammit.

Beer, of course, would be free, and it wouldn’t be that Miller Lite crap- it would be some of the richest brews brewed up by a world renowned brew master.

The only men allowed are my closest buddies. And, of course, the tavern is filled with some of the most beautiful and engaging women in the world.

There’s a private bathroom, a private hot-tub, and a private bedroom. Hey, it’s beer heaven! I’d never leave!

And lastly, there’s no such thing as a hang-over in Beer Heaven. Drink up!

06-27-2008, 10:05 AM	Topic Starter
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Beer Heaven That Miller Lite commercial is lame. I can only imagine men everywhere are saying to themselves, “That’s not even close to my idea of Beer Heaven!” So, what is your idea of Beer Heaven? Mine: An enormous low-lit tavern with high ceilings and private booths nestled on the beach with a patio deck. There is always a star-filled night sky with a full moon and shooting stars. The weather is always perfect and the sand feels like crystals between your toes. The bar will have the following: - State-of-the art TVs showing every football game and sporting event to my liking. - A roomy poolroom with solid oak pool tables and cues that never break. - A jukebox loaded with all of my favorite music. - High back stools with leather seats. - Fresh seafood and KC style BBQ - A live stage hosting my favorite bands. Remember, this is Heaven, so one night it may be Jimi Hendrix, another night it may be The Doors, and other night, it may be the Beatles or Pink Floyd- you get the idea. It’s Beer Heaven dammit. Beer, of course, would be free, and it wouldn’t be that Miller Lite crap- it would be some of the richest brews brewed up by a world renowned brew master. The only men allowed are my closest buddies. And, of course, the tavern is filled with some of the most beautiful and engaging women in the world. There’s a private bathroom, a private hot-tub, and a private bedroom. Hey, it’s beer heaven! I’d never leave! And lastly, there’s no such thing as a hang-over in Beer Heaven. Drink up!
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