Chiefs My Dad's sense of humor

Mr. Laz · 01-26-2009, 09:49 AM

got this email from my pops talking about how much it made him laugh.

I actually had to grow up with a guy that thinks this shit is funny.

His hero is Leslie Nielsen

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Subject: Chiefs

Subject: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE

September

13..................... Raytown Junior High School
20.......................Cub Scout Troop #101
27..................... K.C. Blind Academy

October

04.....................Spanish American War Vets
11.....................Crippled Children's Home
18..................... Eloise Mental Hospital
25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353

November

01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic
08.....................Fraser Boys Choir
15......................Korean Vets
22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers
26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team

SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME

December 08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club

**RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee braces.

2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys.

** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **

1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.

2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.

3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.

4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.

5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

** NAME CHANGE **

The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one
period and have no second string.

01-26-2009, 09:49 AM	Topic Starter
Mr. Laz Don't Tease Me Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: KS Casino cash: $11047037	My Dad's sense of humor got this email from my pops talking about how much it made him laugh. I actually had to grow up with a guy that thinks this shit is funny. His hero is Leslie Nielsen =================== Subject: Chiefs Subject: KANSAS CITY CHIEFS 2009 SCHEDULE September 13..................... Raytown Junior High School 20.......................Cub Scout Troop #101 27..................... K.C. Blind Academy October 04.....................Spanish American War Vets 11.....................Crippled Children's Home 18..................... Eloise Mental Hospital 25.....................Girl Scout Troop # 353 November 01.....................Missouri Venereal Disease Clinic 08.....................Fraser Boys Choir 15......................Korean Vets 22.....................National Hospital Pastorial Ministers 26.....................Overland Park Synchronized Swimming Team SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 08....................Brookside Gay Boys Club RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR 1 - When playing polio patients, the Chiefs must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy , the Chiefs must not hide the football under their jerseys. RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line. For all you Chiefs fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Chiefs will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Chiefs will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime. 4 - The Chiefs will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Chiefs will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards. NAME CHANGE The KANSAS CITY CHIEFS will be changed to the "KANSAS CITY TAMPONS" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
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