Why do I do it to myself?

[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Gonzo

So... In summary Mr. Hootie, your daily life is basically the following:

1. Get up in the morning, (hungover) hop on C.P. and post random shit.
2. Eat breakfast, (leftover stale fast food) and turn on the X-Box.
3. Play Halo for a bit, then hop in the shower. Enter roommate, get pissed on.
4. While in shower, afore mentioned roomie drops a duce and laughs while you both discuss Halo strategy.
5. Both you and roomie do something not gay for a while then off to "work".
6. Get home, turn on Halo, have beer.
7. Go out to bar, try to date rape ex-girlfriend.
8. Go home, continue bender, play Halo.
9. Fart in roomies face and show each other your genitlas.
10. Go to bed, dream of roomies junk, masturbate and keep spooge sock in plain view.


Did I miss anything?

I'm sorry but this is epic! I haven't laughed this hard in a long, long time.

I'd probably be appalled if I raised a child that did all this stuff but if it were a movie, I'd be laughing my ass off for 90 minutes.

Holy shit!