Poop Alright, I'll fess up

**DaneMcCloud** · 01:24 AM

I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence.

She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them).

She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!.

Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan!

And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks.

06-23-2009, 01:21 PM	Topic Starter
DaneMcCloud Supporter Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Hollywood, CA Casino cash: $10053648	Alright, I'll fess up I've been holding back on you guys. I have a new neighbor that moved in two blocks from me about 2 1/2 months ago. I've chatted with her while walking my dogs and I've also chatted with the police officers that sit outside her residence. She's had the cops at her place (a rental, $10k per month) more than a dozen times during that period. Sometimes for parties, sometimes for noise and often times for parking her Maserati with half the car hanging out into our narrow streets (many of our streets are less than 16 foot wide, hers being one of them). She's had many nicknames in the media but the one that always sticks with me is the one given to her by Paris Hilton: Firecrotch!. Yes, that's right ladies and germs. DaneMcCloud's newest neighbor is none other than Firecrotch herself, LiLo, Linsday Lohan! And to say that she looks like a 42 year-old trailer trash resident is insulting to all 42 year-old women who live in trailer parks. Last edited by DaneMcCloud; 12-07-2012 at 01:24 AM..
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