Zombie Proof House

[Adept Havelock]

Originally Posted by Simplex3

Wait. On further examination of expert testimony it would seem the *type* of zombie will matter. It's generally accepted that zombies lack the coordination to swim. If they're viral or genetic zombies they won't be able to survive the underwater walk. If they're the plain old undead type you're screwed.

Good point, I hadn't considered the different varieties. When I was a kid, there were only the undead kind. Times (and zombies) change.

Originally Posted by Jaric

You could put sharks or alligators in the moat.

But then you might end up with zombie sharks or alligators. And that you DO NOT WANT

Zombie sharks? Do they have zombie lasers on their frickin' zombie heads?

Originally Posted by Donger

I think "Barb Wire" would be a great name for a porn queen.