Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Home and Auto Zombie Proof House
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 4 of 7 123 4 567
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-27-2011, 10:06 PM  
kchero kchero is offline
Veteran
 
kchero's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $9978240
Zombie Proof House
I didn't see this posted when I did a search....this is an amazing idea. The only problem I have with it is you would have your own power supply because if not, what do the concrete doors run off of when the world ends?

http://www.geekologie.com/2011/04/fi...roof-house.php
Posts: 1,731
kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kchero has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:26 PM   #46
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King View Post
Tell the raiders fan there will be a gay orgy in one of the trailers.

Boom. a bunch of UNdead raiders fans.
fixed. So now you created zombie raiders fans. Is that what you want hanging outside your lawn? It was bad enough when they were just raider fans, now they're zombies to boot. God forbid one of them bites you. You might turn into a zombie, or even worse, a raiders fan.

I don't think you guys are thinking this through.
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:32 PM   #47
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Radar Chief View Post
Well that’s basically what a mini gun is, a miniature version of the Vulcan.
Another one I was thinking of is developing some robot Frisbees with razor blade edges that autonomously fly around lopping off zombie heads. But that’s as much to waste time, a way for me to dabble with fabricating something while I wait for society to rebuild and turn zombies into useful slaves than it is a actual security system.
If you're looking for something to fabricate, some really evil barbed wire would be outstanding.
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:37 PM   #48
Sofa King Sofa King is offline
Bump it
 
Sofa King's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
Casino cash: $-210000
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaric View Post
fixed. So now you created zombie raiders fans. Is that what you want hanging outside your lawn? It was bad enough when they were just raider fans, now they're zombies to boot. God forbid one of them bites you. You might turn into a zombie, or even worse, a raiders fan.

I don't think you guys are thinking this through.
Well, at that point i could shoot the raiders fans and not feel as though i've committed murder, but instead, defended myself.
Posts: 23,457
Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.Sofa King is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:39 PM   #49
NewChief NewChief is offline
In Search of a Life
 
NewChief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Fayetteville, AR
Casino cash: $7280204
Firstly:
World War Z poses the idea that guns are, at best, inefficient and at worst, worthless, against zeds.

What you need is a lobo (lobotomizer).
Quote:
The blade in question is called "Standard Infantry Entrenchment Tool" but was more often referred to as "The Lobotomizer" or more frequently just "The Lobo". There is no picture of this weapon/tool but from description and reading into context within the book we are attempting to create a true to life design. The basic requirements are that it was designed by Marines (in the field the first basic one was handcrafted by them more than likely), it is said that it was massed produced by using only the recycled steel from cars that were no longer needed (as no one was allowed to own a car anymore they were ALL recycled), it is described most in detail as "a fusion of double bladed battle axe and a shovel with a straight steel rod as a handle."
__________________
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
- H. L. Mencken
Posts: 21,845
NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.NewChief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:42 PM   #50
Pants Pants is offline
Time Keeps On Slipping
 
Pants's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Overland Park
Casino cash: $3629900
Thanks but I think I'll stick to my gun and a barricaded position.
__________________
"Turn the channel to 26!"
Posts: 27,411
Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.Pants has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:43 PM   #51
Donger Donger is online now
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $6939900
VARSITY
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 190,783
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:49 PM   #52
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sofa King View Post
Well, at that point i could shoot the raiders fans and not feel as though i've committed murder, but instead, defended myself.
How would that be different than it is now?
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:51 PM   #53
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:53 PM   #54
Donger Donger is online now
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $6939900
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaric View Post
Good idea. We've nominated you our ambassador. Don't be alarmed when we don't let you back into the compound though.
You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 190,783
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 02:55 PM   #55
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
You will when I have achieved my goal of recruiting them to play for the Chiefs. Imagine offensive and defensive lines consisting entirely of zombies.
Won't the helmet/facemask get in the way of their brain eating...

Wait a minute...

Dear God that's it. That's how we save humanity. We just force everyone to wear football helmets at all times so when the zombiepacolypse breaks out the zombies will be completely harmless.

Nobel Peace Prize here I come.

EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:00 PM   #56
Jerm Jerm is offline
Mahomes > God
 
Jerm's Avatar
 

Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Clinton, MO
Casino cash: $4458996
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Posts: 10,212
Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.Jerm is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:01 PM   #57
Donger Donger is online now
"Think BOOM!"
 
Donger's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $6939900
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaric View Post
EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Oh, so you are expert on zombies.
__________________
I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you?
Posts: 190,783
Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.Donger is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:06 PM   #58
Jaric Jaric is offline
Plebian
 
Jaric's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2011
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by Donger View Post
Oh, so you are expert on zombies.
Every time the Titan fans come to town I get a refresher course.
Posts: 2,160
Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.Jaric Forgot to Remove His Claytex and Got Toxic Shock Syndrome.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:08 PM   #59
tooge tooge is offline
MVP
 
tooge's Avatar
 

Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $794112
you silly rubes. Zombies can't swim and are afraid of fire. Simply build a moat around your current house, keep a supply of oil to dump into the water and light it. Have a couple years of rice, beans, and canned goods and have a well dug inside your house. You're good to go.
Posts: 17,146
tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.tooge is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 04-28-2011, 03:09 PM   #60
Radar Chief Radar Chief is offline
Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
 
Radar Chief's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: In the box.
Casino cash: $3001503
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaric View Post
If you're looking for something to fabricate, some really evil barbed wire would be outstanding.
Ok, simple enough, but how do I make it fly around autonomously lopping off zombie heads?
__________________
Like "Cool Hand" Luke I'm busting rocks.

__/|_/[___]
|/ \\_| ---OllllO
_( ))~-( ))-0--))
Posts: 25,527
Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.Radar Chief is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 7 123 4 567

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:40 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.