Happy national compliment day

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

To you, random poster reading this, I'd just like to say that not only are you the most talented, intelligent and witty person ever to grace the internet, but you're also the most physically attractive. You are indeed a sexy bitch. You are to be commended on your success, your ability to master even the most difficult of tasks with ease and your atheletic prowess. You make it all look easy.

Kudos random poster. You are the wind beneath my wings.