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Dr. Johnny Fever · 09-13-2012, 06:09 PM

Part 1

So Sunday I'm watching football (that's not the funny part) and I get up to head to the fridge and I trip on a little bit of computer power cord sticking out from under the throw rug. It wasn't the trip and immediately fall kind of trip, it was the trip... lose your footing and stumble forward 6-8 steps trying to get your feet back under you kind. But I never got my feet back under me and after 6-8 trippy steps I was to the kitchen and lost the rest of my balance and fell right into.............................. my trash can. Head first... arms, head and shoulders, up to my chest. I immediately heard the loud echos of laughing at myself inside the empty can.

Part 2

Tonight I threw up in my car........... while driving. I'm not even sick. I feel fine. A little sinus drainage. That's a whole new kind of fun.

tl;dr... I'm an idiot

09-13-2012, 06:09 PM	Topic Starter
Dr. Johnny Fever stax of wax Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $10004900	point and laugh at beer me Part 1 So Sunday I'm watching football (that's not the funny part) and I get up to head to the fridge and I trip on a little bit of computer power cord sticking out from under the throw rug. It wasn't the trip and immediately fall kind of trip, it was the trip... lose your footing and stumble forward 6-8 steps trying to get your feet back under you kind. But I never got my feet back under me and after 6-8 trippy steps I was to the kitchen and lost the rest of my balance and fell right into.............................. my trash can. Head first... arms, head and shoulders, up to my chest. I immediately heard the loud echos of laughing at myself inside the empty can. Part 2 Tonight I threw up in my car........... while driving. I'm not even sick. I feel fine. A little sinus drainage. That's a whole new kind of fun. tl;dr... I'm an idiot
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