2014 Pre-Training Camp Standings Predictions

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Sorry I'm late.

pugs on drugs, are you out of your ****ing mind?!?

Chargers 7-9?!? 3rd in the AFC West?!?

Your Mommy needs to drop you off at a postal station where you can get the care that you need. They'll be able to limit your internet access and provide you with the medication needed to prevent such asinine thoughts.

Chargers almost lost to our backup scrubs.

In fact, your team was trailing 14-3 in our first meeting before Tamba and Houston got hurt.

Without those 2 wins you would have been 7-9.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by New World Order

Chargers almost lost to our backup scrubs.

In fact, your team was trailing 14-3 in our first meeting before Tamba and Houston got hurt.

Without those 2 wins you would have been 7-9.

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts the Chiefs might win against a 1st string QB.

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts the Chiefs might win against a 1st string QB.

Yes this is true.

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts the Chiefs might win against a 1st string QB.

How many backup qbs did you play last year on your way to a worse reg season record than us? How many of the same crappy teams did you play that we did? Let the delusions of a Chokers fan continue. Now call us when you've won a Super Bowl! Phyllis takes a step back this year like he did before Wackenhut got there.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

If ifs and buts were candies and nuts the Chiefs might win against a 1st string QB.

You keep saying this when your team couldn't beat terrible QB'd teams like Houston, Tennessee and Washington last year.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by RunKC

You keep saying this when your team couldn't beat terrible QB'd teams like Houston, Tennessee and Washington last year.

It's funny that you use these examples since, IIRC, the Chiefs played back-ups QBs against 2 of these teams. 3, if you count playing against Kirk Cousins after Shanny started the implosion in Washington by benching RGIII.

Let's use Houston as an example...

Week 1 - Chargers lose 31-28 and faced QB Matt Schaub, before he'd go on to set the NFL record for consecutive games throwing a pick 6, (He started the streak in Week 2). The game was marred by a B.S. personal foul called on Cam Thomas for hitting the LS during a FG attempt. The impact on the outcome wasn't important because the officials publicly apologized for the gaff.

Week 7 - Chiefs W 17-16 and faced QB Case Keenum.

There's not much to say about the Chiefs win. They clearly demolished a strong Texans team riding a hot streak.

There are plenty of other examples that would indicate that the Chiefs may have played under preferred circumstances. These examples could be used to point out that the Chiefs are not quite as good as advertised by the homers on this board. Don't worry, just keep those Chiefs blinders on tight and everything will be OK.

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

It's funny that you use these examples since, IIRC, the Chiefs played back-ups QBs against 2 of these teams. 3, if you count playing against Kirk Cousins after Shanny started the implosion in Washington by benching RGIII.

Let's use Houston as an example...

Week 1 - Chargers lose 31-28 and faced QB Matt Schaub, before he'd go on to set the NFL record for consecutive games throwing a pick 6, (He started the streak in Week 2). The game was marred by a B.S. personal foul called on Cam Thomas for hitting the LS during a FG attempt. The impact on the outcome wasn't important because the officials publicly apologized for the gaff.

Week 7 - Chiefs W 17-16 and faced QB Case Keenum.

There's not much to say about the Chiefs win. They clearly demolished a strong Texans team riding a hot streak.

There are plenty of other examples that would indicate that the Chiefs may have played under preferred circumstances. These examples could be used to point out that the Chiefs are not quite as good as advertised by the homers on this board. Don't worry, just keep those Chiefs blinders on tight and everything will be OK.

Case Keenum was easily better than Schaub last year. Dumbass.

[Gadzooks]

Originally Posted by RunKC

Case Keenum was easily better than Schaub last year.

Look up his stats for Week 1 and compare them to the next 4 games.
My grandma would've been better from week 2 onwards. Week 2 is when he shit the bed. Something snapped. It's too bad the Chargers didn't get to play against the shitty Schaub or the Newbie.

How do you explain the final score for the Chiefs against the back-up?

[ThaVirus]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Look up his stats for Week 1 and compare them to the next 4 games.

My grandma would've been better from week 2 onwards. Week 2 is when he shit the bed. Something snapped. It's too bad the Chargers didn't get to play against the shitty Schaub or the Newbie.



How do you explain the final score for the Chiefs against the back-up?

How do you explain the Vikings stomping a mudhole in the Eagles' ass with Matt Cassel at QB and no Adrian Peterson?

How do you explain a Scott Tolzien-led Packers team storming back from a 23 point deficit and beating the Cowboys?

How do you explain the Colts beating the Broncos, Seahawks and 49ers but getting slaughtered by the Rams?

[RunKC]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

Look up his stats for Week 1 and compare them to the next 4 games.
My grandma would've been better from week 2 onwards. Week 2 is when he shit the bed. Something snapped. It's too bad the Chargers didn't get to play against the shitty Schaub or the Newbie.

How do you explain the final score for the Chiefs against the back-up?

Schaub was playing San Diego's pathetic secondary week 1. Of course Schaub looked good

[Coochie liquor]

Originally Posted by Gadzooks

It's funny that you use these examples since, IIRC, the Chiefs played back-ups QBs against 2 of these teams. 3, if you count playing against Kirk Cousins after Shanny started the implosion in Washington by benching RGIII.

Let's use Houston as an example...

Week 1 - Chargers lose 31-28 and faced QB Matt Schaub, before he'd go on to set the NFL record for consecutive games throwing a pick 6, (He started the streak in Week 2). The game was marred by a B.S. personal foul called on Cam Thomas for hitting the LS during a FG attempt. The impact on the outcome wasn't important because the officials publicly apologized for the gaff.

Week 7 - Chiefs W 17-16 and faced QB Case Keenum.

There's not much to say about the Chiefs win. They clearly demolished a strong Texans team riding a hot streak.

There are plenty of other examples that would indicate that the Chiefs may have played under preferred circumstances. These examples could be used to point out that the Chiefs are not quite as good as advertised by the homers on this board. Don't worry, just keep those Chiefs blinders on tight and everything will be OK.

Sounds oddly familiar, like week 17 when the officials put your Chokers team into the playoffs on a bad call?? You were GIVEN playoff birth, you earned nothing. Could barely beat our scrubs... And you think you won at the internet?? Lmao, just another loser Choker fan who lost at life. You claim our homers have tight blinders on? Lmao sounds to me like your butt plug is too tight. Delusional Chokers fans, LOSERS!!!

[New World Order]

Originally Posted by Coochie liquor

Sounds oddly familiar, like week 17 when the officials put your Chokers team into the playoffs on a bad call?? You were GIVEN playoff birth, you earned nothing. Could barely beat our scrubs... And you think you won at the internet?? Lmao, just another loser Choker fan who lost at life. You claim our homers have tight blinders on? Lmao sounds to me like your butt plug is too tight. Delusional Chokers fans, LOSERS!!!

The Norv Turner Curse will haunt SD forever.

Marty ball and then Norv