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08-21-2014, 07:15 PM | #16 |
Consuming CP souls
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Lay the pipe well my friend
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08-21-2014, 09:24 PM | #17 |
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I haven't been on here to tell any of my wonderful dating stories in a while so I thought I would share one
Had a friend set me up for failure..he was wanting to date this girl but she wouldn't go out on a date unless her cousin went along..he is kind of a creepy guy who dates younger women..like he is 28 and dating 18-21 year olds..I told him that I wouldn't do it because the cousin would turn out to be a 15 year old farm animal or something crazy like that..he said he would prove she was hot..went to meet the girl he liked and she showed me pictures of her cousin..the girl was cute..I asked how old she was and I was told 22..I'm 27 so I was ok with it..so date night comes around..actually get along with the girl..friend and his date leave..my date and I are having fun in the truck..she says we need to go home..I ask where she lives..I DO NOT take women to my place anymore..she says we can't go back..I'm thinking she has a boyfriend..so I call her out on why we can't go to her place She says to me she lives at home and her parents think she is spending the night with her cousin..I find that weird snd say if you are 22 why does it matter where you are..she asked me who told me she was 22..SHE WAS ****ING 18..still in high school |
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08-21-2014, 09:31 PM | #18 |
You gotta kill a few people
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08-21-2014, 09:37 PM | #19 |
Life is changing..
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08-21-2014, 09:40 PM | #20 |
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Clearly you guys must have the right jawlines.
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08-21-2014, 09:42 PM | #21 |
You gotta kill a few people
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08-21-2014, 09:44 PM | #22 | |
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08-21-2014, 09:54 PM | #23 |
Consuming CP souls
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Legal so pound away. That is pretty funny though.
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08-21-2014, 10:02 PM | #24 |
I'll be back.
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So you didn't take the 18yo home?
At your age I would have been all over that. In fact...I was. |
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08-21-2014, 10:13 PM | #25 |
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08-21-2014, 11:21 PM | #26 |
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08-21-2014, 11:55 PM | #27 |
"You like to drink?"
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Y'all keep flaming xztop for trolling.. or for whinging about his looks but I'm telling you having a lack of a manly jawline holds dudes' back.
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08-22-2014, 12:18 AM | #28 | |
Life is changing..
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08-22-2014, 01:11 AM | #29 |
Let's Get Weird
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Big Smoke, my man.
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08-22-2014, 01:42 AM | #30 |
Fish are scared of me
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I'm lonely.
It's 2:30 in the morning , I can't sleep and only 2 bags of semen left. Any suggestions ? |
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