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So again, the idea that love is going to find me...total bullshit. But if Samantha wants to make love in the dairy section I'm down.
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01-22-2015, 04:34 PM | #1503 | |
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I paid for a girls lunch one time at a restaurant (she was with her mother and moms love that shit), my waitress even gave her my number to help me out. She texted me two days later. Some things are pretty simple.
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01-22-2015, 04:37 PM | #1505 |
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It's fun shit like that, where you kind of push your own comfort limits, that will often yield results in the bedroom and in your self image.
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01-22-2015, 04:39 PM | #1507 |
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Hahahaha. I've given out enough free dinners in the last 4 months. No thanks.
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01-22-2015, 04:41 PM | #1508 |
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I told the waitress to tell her I paid so she can at least see what I looked like. Girls won't text a guy if they haven't seen them. The waitress did just that and I guess she was interested. We hung out for a few weeks then she moved to go to school. She was super nice and gorgeous too.
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01-22-2015, 04:42 PM | #1509 |
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Whenever I go into the supermarket I just think/project that every good looking woman in the store wants me! Nothing like giving a middle aged woman a smile and seeing her light up!!!!
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01-22-2015, 04:45 PM | #1510 |
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I won't do it at Aldi, though. She might think I'm cheap.
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01-22-2015, 04:47 PM | #1512 | |
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Next time, stand to one and talk like a ****ing chef. I did it once and it was awesome "Hey dad I'm at the store picking up some stuff for chicken piccata, I'm making mom dinner tonight for her birthday" I've done it all. Bitches are easy.
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01-22-2015, 04:49 PM | #1514 |
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Hey **** stick it worked didn't it? I did that once and you paid for how many dinners recently? 4?
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I gave her a decent smile and waved bye. Reminder don't show teeth when you smile it comes off as creepy. Just a plain ole smile works in that kind of situation .
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