Coyote pronunciation

[eDave]

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

You know, I always feel sorry for the animal more than the owner because for ****'s Sake, the owner should know that the tiny pet could be eaten, especially in a coyote and bobcat zone.

And they're always the first to cry "Has anyone seen my cat, Mr. Cuddles?".

Mr. Cuddles is dead, bitch.

My ex's cat got eaten by a greyhound. Right in our front yard. Dumb kid walking it while on roller blades. Dog saw the cat and took off and ate her.

A woman came to our door with just her collar. "Is this yours?"