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11-22-2015, 11:59 PM | #2 |
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i think it was the first openly gay show on television. opie had a dad but no mom. barney looked in drag and he was the bitch to andy. andy gave him a "bullet" but he was never allowed to cock it. floyd the barber. jesus christ. he was probably leaking lead from the first unsuccessful male piercings. the town drunk only showed up when the jail was empty and had an ass the size of a queen sized pillow. and only looked better the next morning. it was even flavored with earnest t bass incest. you hop out of a truck filled with relatives that if you say goodbye uncle, one of your aunts will answer back, you throw rocks too.
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11-23-2015, 12:51 AM | #4 |
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Ron Howard was not only too rich, he attended their film school and probably already knew more than they did.
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11-23-2015, 01:57 AM | #5 |
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Well the show was about a man with too much power. He was respected more then the mayor and not many people came into town that they didn't know. Also i think most of the people there were klansmen since no person of color. Thou they did let gomer live even thou he was gay because they knew he was a moron they could control.
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11-23-2015, 07:25 AM | #6 |
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Andy was the pimp. Aunt Bee was the madam. Floyd, Gomer and Barney were escorts to men. Thelma Lou and Heln were domanatrinatrixes. Mayberry was the sex capital of North Carolina.
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11-23-2015, 08:16 AM | #7 | |
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Opie's mother died, and Andy dated and had a GF.
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11-26-2015, 05:09 PM | #8 |
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The first 5 seasons of the show were as good as tv ever got imo. When Don Knotts left the show died. Andy became an asshole, the town looked drab in color, Opie went from a cute kid to a homely teenager, and the secondary characters were all extremely boring (how square characters like Howard and Emit were to be the "joke".)
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