The Mike Peterson led the league in tackles last year!!!

dollar1 · 07-24-2001, 02:08 PM

I read on CBS.sportsline.com that Mike Peterson, the Mike Peterson led the league in tackles last year.

I also noticed in the LA Times that he was instrumental in lowering the price of energy, discovering new sources of energy...all this without harming the ozone.

He mentioned in passing that once he had taken care of the country's energy crisis, he would use his same prowis in finding Chandra Levy...ALIVE.

WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT???

Brett

shakesthecat · 07-24-2001, 02:17 PM

Who's Mike Peterson?

shakes-too lazy to look it up himself

07-24-2001, 02:21 PM

shakes,

wasn't he one of the training camp "jesse haynes" stories...gonna be the next dick butkis?

**morphius** · 07-24-2001, 02:22 PM

Shakes - How can you not know who Mike Peterson is, not only is he a great football player, but is the greatest super hero of all time. Heck, just last week we kept 2 planes full of 100's of people from crashing, saved one island from being destroyed by volcano and then to top it off destroyed a large astroid about the East Coast that surely would have destroyed the world.

Morphius
Sheesh, how can any human not know Mike Peterson?

07-24-2001, 02:23 PM

Mike Peterson is the Anti-Christ. All these superhuman feats are a facade. He's waiting to become known to all mankind as our defender against all evil - then he'll POUNCE.

Be afraid .....

Be VERY afraid!

shakesthecat · 07-24-2001, 02:28 PM

Ohhh, THAT Mike Peterson.
Boy is my face red!
I'll try to keep up on current events better.

KCTitus · 07-24-2001, 02:38 PM

Did someone say MIKE PETERSON?!

**AustinChief** · 07-24-2001, 02:39 PM

07-24-2001, 02:47 PM

shakes,

2 years ago, some guy came on the kc.com BB talking about how the Chiefs BETTER draft Mike Peterson at #19 (or whatever pick we had) because he was the absolute BEST LB to ever come out of Fla. Then he proceeded to tell us about his superhuman strength and his accomplishments on and OFF the football field. It became a huge joke amongst us.

He was drafted early in the 2nd round by Indy and has shaped into a pretty good LB - undersized, but he has a nose for the ball - kinda like Zach Thomas. Thomas was a 5th round selection if I remember correctly.

Every once in a while, we spoof the guy. It's fun - but sounds pretty stupid if you aren't "in" on the joke.

svuba · 07-24-2001, 03:02 PM

Us Mike Peterson supporters were right though Kphobia He was an excellent pick.

What ever happened to his presidential bid anyway?

Luzap · 07-24-2001, 06:04 PM

svuba,

I'm writing his speach now.

Luz
he's defenitely a conservative...

**AustinChief** · 07-24-2001, 07:27 PM

mcan · 07-25-2001, 12:31 AM

Mike Peterson could beat up your Peterson!

Lightning Rod · 07-25-2001, 08:07 AM

Kloster,

I always suspected you of being a communist. But to tarnish the name of the all powerful Mike Peterson that is just going too far.

May you die of gonorrhea and Rot in Hell!

KCTitus · 07-25-2001, 08:28 AM

AustinChief: maybe you should call MIKE PETERSON in to help with the BB! I hear he's an advanced Web Designer as well as humanitarian around the world. :D

07-24-2001, 02:08 PM
dollar1 Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Hiawatha, KS Casino cash: $10004900	The Mike Peterson led the league in tackles last year!!! I read on CBS.sportsline.com that Mike Peterson, the Mike Peterson led the league in tackles last year. I also noticed in the LA Times that he was instrumental in lowering the price of energy, discovering new sources of energy...all this without harming the ozone. He mentioned in passing that once he had taken care of the country's energy crisis, he would use his same prowis in finding Chandra Levy...ALIVE. WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT??? Brett
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07-24-2001, 02:17 PM	#2
shakesthecat Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IA Casino cash: $1933833	OK, I'll bite..... Who's Mike Peterson? shakes-too lazy to look it up himself
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07-24-2001, 02:21 PM	#3
Iowanian Guest Casino cash: $	shakes, wasn't he one of the training camp "jesse haynes" stories...gonna be the next dick butkis?
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07-24-2001, 02:22 PM	#4
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $5845027	Shakes - How can you not know who Mike Peterson is, not only is he a great football player, but is the greatest super hero of all time. Heck, just last week we kept 2 planes full of 100's of people from crashing, saved one island from being destroyed by volcano and then to top it off destroyed a large astroid about the East Coast that surely would have destroyed the world. Morphius Sheesh, how can any human not know Mike Peterson?
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07-24-2001, 02:23 PM	#5
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	Mike Peterson is the Anti-Christ. All these superhuman feats are a facade. He's waiting to become known to all mankind as our defender against all evil - then he'll POUNCE. Be afraid ..... Be VERY afraid!
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07-24-2001, 02:28 PM	#6
shakesthecat Veteran Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: IA Casino cash: $1933833	Ohhh, THAT Mike Peterson. Boy is my face red! I'll try to keep up on current events better.
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KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9882732	Did someone say MIKE PETERSON?! __________________ Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
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07-24-2001, 02:47 PM	#9
Phobia Guest Casino cash: $	shakes, 2 years ago, some guy came on the kc.com BB talking about how the Chiefs BETTER draft Mike Peterson at #19 (or whatever pick we had) because he was the absolute BEST LB to ever come out of Fla. Then he proceeded to tell us about his superhuman strength and his accomplishments on and OFF the football field. It became a huge joke amongst us. He was drafted early in the 2nd round by Indy and has shaped into a pretty good LB - undersized, but he has a nose for the ball - kinda like Zach Thomas. Thomas was a 5th round selection if I remember correctly. Every once in a while, we spoof the guy. It's fun - but sounds pretty stupid if you aren't "in" on the joke.
Posts: n/a

07-24-2001, 03:02 PM	#10
svuba Starter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Concord, California, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Us Mike Peterson supporters were right though Kphobia He was an excellent pick. What ever happened to his presidential bid anyway?
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Lightning Rod Need a new title Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prairie Village Casino cash: $10004900	Kloster, I always suspected you of being a communist. But to tarnish the name of the all powerful Mike Peterson that is just going too far. May you die of gonorrhea and Rot in Hell! Last edited by Lightning Rod; 07-25-2001 at 10:31 AM..
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07-25-2001, 08:28 AM	#15
KCTitus Archivist Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: The Ethernet Casino cash: $9882732	AustinChief: maybe you should call MIKE PETERSON in to help with the BB! I hear he's an advanced Web Designer as well as humanitarian around the world. :D __________________ Anything you post on this BB can and will be used against you...
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