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**Lzen** · 11-15-2005, 09:59 AM

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife

told him "Alright buster, tomorrow there had better be something in the

driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds flat or you're in for

it!"

The next morning the wife awoke early and looking out her bedroom window,

spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this

wasn't what she was expecting. She went out and retrieved the package, and

upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale!

Funeral arrangements for the husband are set for this Saturday.

11-15-2005, 09:59 AM	#11
Lzen Supporter Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Jan Quadrant Vincent 16 Casino cash: $1860692	A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday. His wife told him "Alright buster, tomorrow there had better be something in the driveway for me that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds flat or you're in for it!" The next morning the wife awoke early and looking out her bedroom window, spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this wasn't what she was expecting. She went out and retrieved the package, and upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale! Funeral arrangements for the husband are set for this Saturday. __________________ If at first you don't succeed ...skydiving is not for you.
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