How to get rid of your girlfriend. For those needing help, guaranteed results!

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Getting her drunk is always a good way to get out of most relationships.

But..your best bet...

Tell her to dress up and wear something provacative. Tell her you something planned that will knock her socks off. Then blindfold her. Tell her she has to keep the blindfold on all the time and that the surprise will be so much better. Drive down to the worst possible neighborhood, something like 7th and Quindaro will work just fine...make sure to drive around alot though...with women it doesnt take long for them to get their directions mixxed up. Now, stop the car in said worst possible neighborhood, tell her you gotta open the door, at this time lock her side of the door, stand her up, turn her around and tell her to count to 5 then take off the blindfold....the 5 seconds should give you enough time to jump in the car and drive off...at this time, give her purse to the homeless methhead on the corner.

chances are she wont be calling you for a while


You'll score bonus points if you get her drunk and do this

And kudos points if you can get her to get naked and drunk and do this...