Monsterous Man Eating Turkey Attacks SUV

[Iowanian]

I'm debating about buying into the newest turkey by bow fad....

Gobbler Guillotine

4" expanding blades on the broadhead....decapitate the bird-beasts.

[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

I'm debating about buying into the newest turkey by bow fad....

Gobbler Guillotine

4" expanding blades on the broadhead....decapitate the bird-beasts.

Maybe the next generation SUV's will have these installed.....

[seclark]

i was cruising down a country road at a pretty good speed trying to get to the kids baseball game in time and scattered a flock of about 20turkeys once. if i wasn't in a hurry, i would have stopped and grabbed a couple, so i kept going. got to town and drove from one side to the other going through 8 stoplights before i got to the ball field. when i got out and walked around the front of the truck, i noticed i still had one stuck in the brush grill of the truck. i grabbed it real quick and tossed it under the car parked next to me.

couldn't believe i drove clear thru town w/that bird sticking out of the front of my truck.
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[Redrum_69]

Originally Posted by seclark

i was cruising down a country road at a pretty good speed trying to get to the kids baseball game in time and scattered a flock of about 20turkeys once. if i wasn't in a hurry, i would have stopped and grabbed a couple, so i kept going. got to town and drove from one side to the other going through 8 stoplights before i got to the ball field. when i got out and walked around the front of the truck, i noticed i still had one stuck in the brush grill of the truck. i grabbed it real quick and tossed it under the car parked next to me.

couldn't believe i drove clear thru town w/that bird sticking out of the front of my truck.
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tossing that turkey under that car gave that owner a story he'll be passing on to his great grandkids..

"back in nineteen dickety two i was at a baseball game and it got so hot that a turkey crawled under my car for shade and i ran over that poor bastard.."