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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 11-30-2007, 06:55 PM   #436
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How do you make a 4yr old girl cry twice?


After ****ing her, rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:57 PM   #437
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How do you make a 4yr old girl cry twice?


After ****ing her, rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
WOW that's bad.... holy shit
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:57 PM   #438
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A girl was ****ing her brother one night and all of a sudden the girl starts to laugh.

Her brother stopped and asked, "Whats so funny?"

she replied, "You **** like Dad".

The brother then said back, "Yeah that's what Mom said!"
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Old 11-30-2007, 06:58 PM   #439
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WOW that's bad.... holy shit
yeah, still to this day that's the worst offensive joke I have ever heard. hands down.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:01 PM   #440
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What's the best thing about putting a baby into a blender feet first?


When you turn it on you get to see the expression on his face.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:09 PM   #441
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So this dudes ****ing this one dude in the ass.

The guys who is getting ****ed in the ass turns around to look at the guy whos ****ing him.

The guy who is ****ing him says don't look at me you ****ing f@gg0t.
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Old 11-30-2007, 08:19 PM   #442
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy looks up at the pedophile and says "Im scared." The pedophile grins and replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

This one has probably already been told somewhere in this giant thread, but here it is again.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

-The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #443
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What's better than 4 dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to 4 trees.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #444
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy looks up at the pedophile and says "Im scared." The pedophile grins and replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

This one has probably already been told somewhere in this giant thread, but here it is again.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

-The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
Both jokes are quality, but both have been posted before.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:45 PM   #445
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How bout this one?

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
No.

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
No.

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
NAILS!!!

Duck.
Bar.
Nails?
No.
Grapes?
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:59 PM   #446
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What do you do after eating bald pus*y?

Put the diaper back on.



How do you get 100 babies into a 10 gallon drum?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:18 PM   #447
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How many handles are on a dead baby's casket?

--Well, there are two handles on a trash can.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:19 PM   #448
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How many handles are on a dead baby's casket?

--Well, there are two handles on a trash can.
But theres only one handle on the toilet.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:20 PM   #449
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But theres only one handle on the toilet.


one ticket to hell, please.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:23 PM   #450
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But theres only one handle on the toilet.
The true measure of genious is taking a mediocre joke and making it above-average.

Well done.
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