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Guns don't kill People, People kill People
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Man fatally shoots wife(while trying to use a Gun to punch hole in wall instead of drilling) while installing satellite TV system The Associated Press SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home. Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, [b]Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means. The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said. Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor. “Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said. Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation. http://www.kansascity.com/679/story/545396.html |
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03-25-2008, 09:34 PM | #19 |
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wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...
husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through |
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My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.
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03-25-2008, 11:13 PM | #22 |
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....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.".
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03-25-2008, 11:23 PM | #23 |
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I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read.
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03-26-2008, 06:48 AM | #24 |
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Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story?
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03-26-2008, 07:30 AM | #25 |
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Missouri rednecks.......
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03-26-2008, 10:57 AM | #30 |
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One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.
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