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Implicate yourself in the case. 100% guarantee that you're off the jury.
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05-21-2008, 06:04 PM | #3 |
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I take pride in doing my civic duty. It sucks but it doing what is right is important to me.
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What's your guilty/not guilty record in the first nine?
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05-21-2008, 06:24 PM | #7 |
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My first case was a criminal case, ex-girl friend pissed off at boy friend claims he molested the little girl. Took us five min. to all agree that it was a bogus charge.
Next case was civil, an accident in downtown St. Louis at 8 o-clock on a Sunday morning, no witnesses a total he said she said. Spent 15 min. getting enough people to agree to a no fault 0/0 award…had one old boy who claimed some one had to get some money. 3rd case and the one that put me totally off the judicial system. Guy working for TWA driving the baggage tram, goes to work drunk, falls off the tram as its moving and gets run over and breaks his leg. Oh and he was not wearing the seat belt. He is suing TWA, another 5 min discussion; two people wanted the boob to get money. Next case a woman was in a car wreck and has her jaw broken and now is totally disabled from all of the pain she is suffering. During the (what ever that French word is for picking the jury), she lets out a big old yawn and doesn’t flinch. This is when I come up with the system for getting out of jury duty on civil cases, when asked If I could be fair and impartial I went into a diatribe on how I felt all lawyers who brought frivolous suites to court, wasting our time and our employers productivity should be disbarred and forced to pay everyone for their lost wages and productivity. I was excused, used the same speech on the next six cases and was excused each time. |
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05-21-2008, 08:17 PM | #11 |
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Forget that most defense lawyers are looking for that in a juror.
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