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Old 05-30-2008, 12:46 AM  
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I just discovered that you can't pee and sneeze at teh same time.
So, if anyone is doing any science experiments or doing any marketing research.

you can add this to your data.
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Old 05-30-2008, 12:56 AM   #2
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Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:04 AM   #3
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You can't sneeze with your eyes open either. But you can piss with your eyes open or closed.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:05 AM   #4
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Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:11 AM   #5
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Ya, I found out about that a few months ago.
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:13 AM   #6
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Yeah, can't cough and piss either.

Though the poop+cough thing seems to work just fine...
I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out
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Old 05-30-2008, 01:20 AM   #7
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I came out on the bad end of a poop + cough one time.... felt like i was about shit myself inside out
What happened? Did you cough after you wiped but before you let go of the toilet paper?
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Old 05-30-2008, 04:21 AM   #8
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It's because your brain knows, you might blow your asshole out. It says..."stop pissing, we're going to sneeze now"
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:46 AM   #9
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Old 05-30-2008, 05:50 AM   #10
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I try to avoid starting pissing if I feel a sneeze coming. Sometimes it comes quickly though. And yes, it's impossible. Sneezing is really quite a violent act.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:37 AM   #11
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If your body allowed you to sneeze and piss with your eyes open you would probably get piss in your eye.
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Old 05-30-2008, 06:44 AM   #12
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:38 AM   #13
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It, basically, puts a kink in your hose as evidenced by flow surge upon completion of sneeze or cough. Results: urine on front of toilet tank.
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Old 05-30-2008, 07:39 AM   #14
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Old 05-30-2008, 08:25 AM   #15
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