Why do I do it to myself?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I'm not saying it smells like Em-Dawg, dork.

It truly does. Period pussy? Buttered Popcorn.
I may not have touched all the nasty boxes you've touched, but I've smelled them.

I know.

I feel so terrible that the mere thought of any sexual activity with any vagina sounds awful.

Jessica Biel could walk in my front door naked and I would just roll over and cry.