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Old 04-10-2009, 07:31 AM  
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Why do I do it to myself?
I went to the movies last night...bought a large tub of popcorn...extra extra butter...lots of salt...(I was a little drunk) and proceeded to max out on the thing and eat 80% of it (way too much)...

Right now I am so uncomfortable...I can't move. This has happened before. One time in high school I had mono, and it was the worst month long feeling I've ever had.

I compare this feeling to what, at that time, felt like my deathbed. I can't quite describe it...my stomach feels awful...if I move I feel like I'm going to vomit...and all I can taste is that disgusting butter taste and it makes me think of that popcorn which in turn makes me want to vomit even more.

And then I look around at my apartment that apparently went through a mini tornado last night and my roommates dirty dishes which again, make me want to vomit and off myself.

I hate life right now.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:53 AM   #151
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:53 AM   #152
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luv appears willing to plumb the depths of Hootie. Be careful, though. Those toothpicks are sharp.
You got that mixed-up. luv appears willing to allow hootie to plumb the depths of her.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:53 AM   #153
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Of course there is. But it's hardly misrepresentation. He's still all the other stuff too.
True, but maybe it helps balance him out.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:54 AM   #154
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I think it would be funny if someone took their pants off in the middle of a poker tournament.

Not so much with the funny once they start peeing on stuff and sticking toothpicks into pee holes. Then it's more of a raised eyebrow maybe I need to leave before the cops or paramedics arrive kind of thing.
Toothpick in peehole happened when we were 16...one time...he claims he pressed it underneath his dick and made it look like it went in his peehole...I know what I saw.

The pee stuff was mostly lockerroom shit...pee will never bother me, that's for sure. It just doesn't. The stream thing is just funny if you think about it.

You're pissing...some dude reaches out of the shower and makes an O with his index finger and thumb around your pee stream...and then slaps your pee stream...

Come on...if that's not somewhat funny then whatever, it is to me.

Either way, if someone decided to piss on me when I was sloppy drunk and passed out...it would take me about 0.5 seconds to get over it.

Just doesn't bother me, don't know what to say.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:55 AM   #155
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I think it's easy for people to find their niche, or fall into one, and then continue to portray that personality (which may/may not be all inclusive of their actual personality). Hootie tells the drunken stories of him and his friends, he acts like he's a sports genius, etc. We form our opinions of him based solely on what he posts. Who knows? There could be a decent, normal, personable side to him, too.
What about my drunk stories aren't decent, normal and personable?!

Ok forget decent and normal...I don't care about that stuff.

I guarantee you that I'm personable.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:55 AM   #156
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You got that mixed-up. luv appears willing to allow hootie to plumb the depths of her.
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luv appears willing to plumb the depths of Hootie. Be careful, though. Those toothpicks are sharp.
Alright. On this note, I think I'll lay off the overanalyzing.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:57 AM   #157
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Alright. On this note, I think I'll lay off the overanalyzing.
There's a hidden message in there.
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Old 04-10-2009, 09:57 AM   #158
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Lots of different generations represented on this board.

Steve is the guy who, for $6, ran through his living room (with his parents reading their newspaper) totally naked doing jumping jacks.

His dad says that, if anyone showed him their penis back in the day...or any of his friends...they'd get their ass kicked.

His dad was also our baseball coach during the legion years so he has heard some pretty ****ed up stories...
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There's a hidden message in there.
You know Luv likes the double "o"
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What a beautiful mind you have. Have you located the bomb, yet?
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:09 AM   #163
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Raunchy pussy smells alot like buttered popcorn.
Now thats just wrong. I mean butter is quite sensitive and is very offended.
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Now thats just wrong. I mean butter is quite sensitive and is very offended.
You're right. I'm sorry.

Raunchy pussy smells like popcorn jelly bellys.
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Old 04-10-2009, 10:11 AM   #165
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What a beautiful mind you have. Have you located the bomb, yet?
The bomb? Is that when Hootie takes a dump on her chest? I thought that was a cleveland steamer.
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