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Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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![]() Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name. |
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El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
Casino cash: $9964900
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#513 |
Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Southeast Kansas
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#514 |
El' Barto
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Cody, WY / Tucson AZ
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#515 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
Casino cash: $10010716
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Holy crap. I wouldn't f**k with you, then. Takes a special kinda person to live out there. Shit, you got less people in Wyoming than we have here in tiny Rhode Island. You got less people than in Alaska, even. You know what that means? A lot of land to bury a body, and not a lot of witnesses.
![]() Ask someone about Wyoming, and you'll probably get one of two responses: 1) "I have no f**king idea where that is." Or 2) "Wyoming? Shit, that's the place where they have that scary-ass Devil's Tower monument that was in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"! That flat-top bare mountain scared the crap outta me when I was a little kid!" Any state whose claim to fame is something with the word "Devil's" in it... Nuh uh, I'm staying on your good side... |
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Billings, Montana
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Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you. |
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#517 |
Supporter
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Utopia
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It's not a mountain, its a volcanic core....and it is awesome.
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You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
Casino cash: $-1200000
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#519 |
Cheaterlover*
Join Date: May 2009
Location: RI
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Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry.
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You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Unsparing
Join Date: Aug 2008
Casino cash: $10004900
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1. Merciless, severe. 2. Given freely and generously. 100% refusal to overrate 20 year Head Coaches with ZERO ****ing rings as a Head Coach. CP's Official Professor of 'Dem Blues for 2019/2020! |
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#522 |
Kickin' it in Dobbstown.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Southeast Kansas
Casino cash: $9814317
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What a GREAT word. "Funbags".
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#523 |
Living the Good Life.
Join Date: Apr 2009
Casino cash: $10004900
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#524 |
mmm sweet lemonade
Join Date: Oct 2008
Casino cash: $10005000
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Are the odds stacked against n00bs in the casino? Cuz I can't win SHIT
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#525 |
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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