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Old 09-06-2009, 01:56 PM  
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A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:28 PM   #511
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sure I'll give you all my CC #'s, oh wait I don't have/use CC's
Is that possible in this day and age?

Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name.
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:35 PM   #512
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Is that possible in this day and age?

Do you still crank up the Model T by hand before rumbling into town for some supplies? Place your calls using two letters as the phone exchange? Get your milk delivered to the door in bottles, and then put it in your icebox?!? Tune into Uncle Milty on your newfangled black-and-white TV that's six feet long and weighs 500 pounds but has a screen that's only six inches big?!? LISTEN TO AM RADIO, FER CRISSAKE?!?!? This is un-Amurrican! Get thee into heavy interest-rate debt immediately! Sheesh, you probably don't even own something with a small "i" in front of the name.
I do live in Wyoming....

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Old 09-09-2009, 02:38 PM   #513
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I do live in Wyoming....

SOMEBODY'S got to.
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:42 PM   #514
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SOMEBODY'S got to.
yea keep thinking that, the propaganda is working
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:45 PM   #515
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I do live in Wyoming....

Holy crap. I wouldn't f**k with you, then. Takes a special kinda person to live out there. Shit, you got less people in Wyoming than we have here in tiny Rhode Island. You got less people than in Alaska, even. You know what that means? A lot of land to bury a body, and not a lot of witnesses.

Ask someone about Wyoming, and you'll probably get one of two responses: 1) "I have no f**king idea where that is." Or 2) "Wyoming? Shit, that's the place where they have that scary-ass Devil's Tower monument that was in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind"! That flat-top bare mountain scared the crap outta me when I was a little kid!"

Any state whose claim to fame is something with the word "Devil's" in it... Nuh uh, I'm staying on your good side...
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:55 PM   #516
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You guys didn't mention the "find the nickle" contest yet? Greedy bastards want all that booty for yourselves.

A couple months ago we started a contest where AustinChief hid a 1938 Buffalo Nickle in MoHillibilly's Truck. The first one to find it without him knowing wins $1 million dollars casino cash, mod for a week privileges and free section 157 seats to the Steelers @ Chiefs Game.

If I wasn't three states over I'd be all over this one.
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:56 PM   #517
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Old 09-09-2009, 02:58 PM   #518
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My vote is for "full name and address, social security number, and largest-limit credit card number complete with the three-digit code on the back". That would be very meaningful. Especially for my lifelong dream to own the entire "Girls Gone Wild" collection on Blu-Ray.
Like the amateur stuff, huh?
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:03 PM   #519
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Like the amateur stuff, huh?
Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry.
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:07 PM   #520
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Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry.
If I were a man, I would sooo prefer the real things myself. Fake ones are just there. I'd like them to move around jiggle a bit.
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:09 PM   #521
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Definitely. I'll take "real" over "staged" any day. I love the pr0n clips that say stuff like, "TWO YOUNG LEZZBIANS FIRST TIME!" and it's clearly, like, two 30-year-old heavily-made-up pornstars who can't act their way out of a paper bag, LOL. Give me an impromptu chick with a real set of funbags, and not some glammed-up model with silicone boobs that stare straight up at the ceiling when she's on her back and... Hmm, I think we're straying off topic. Sorry.
That was just...beautiful.
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:11 PM   #522
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:30 PM   #523
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I have no idea why it's still going.
Probably because it hasn't been locked yet.

Speaking of which: should I have an edit button on everyone's post and a link to the Admin CP at the bottom of the page?
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Old 09-09-2009, 03:44 PM   #524
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