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10-17-2009, 09:55 AM | #76 |
pie is never free
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Go as a well stuffed wallet with a huge dick, you'll be swamped with horny cooter all night.
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10-17-2009, 10:09 AM | #77 |
Scarlett Johansson's boytoy
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10-17-2009, 10:19 AM | #78 |
Dammit
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Look at my horse, my horse is AMAZING! |
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10-17-2009, 10:44 AM | #79 |
Champs!
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Why am I not suprised?
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10-17-2009, 10:46 AM | #80 |
Champs!
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The deal isn't done.
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10-17-2009, 03:06 PM | #81 |
In Search of a Life
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10-17-2009, 03:16 PM | #82 |
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i say you should go as a giant condom, it would spark up a conversation
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10-17-2009, 10:00 PM | #83 |
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I'm going to lay on someones lawn and say I'm an "easement"
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10-17-2009, 10:58 PM | #84 |
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I had a friend who wore a basic monk outfit every Halloween during the 90's. Always had ladies in each arm every year.
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10-18-2009, 01:18 AM | #85 |
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how about zohan, but with a hair dryer and a paul mitchell book
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10-30-2009, 02:10 AM | #86 |
George Brett shit his pants
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Well, since you wear shirts that say Dorsia and quote American Psycho like there is no tomorrow. Just go as Bateman. Suit up. Slick your hair back. Buy a see through button up raincoat, cigar. And splooge fake flood on you while yelling "Try getting a reservation at Dorsias now you fuckin' stupid bastard!"
But then again, you said strategies about pulling some hot puss. So maybe not a good idea.
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10-30-2009, 06:09 AM | #87 |
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One of my sons went to a party last week with a lab coat that had "obgyn" on it and a name tag that read: "Dr. Hans Feltursnatch".
I chuckled. And yes, I'm sure things went "well" since he went with his girlfriend. Sort of a guaranteed thing. (If you know what I mean....)
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10-30-2009, 07:05 AM | #88 | |
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Even thought I got good reviews for my costume, it kinda sucked. I kept sitting on my dick all night. it just would not stay in one place! I don’t know how in the heck ya’ll deal with your balls all the damn it. One dick for 8 hours was plenty enough for me. tyvm |
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10-30-2009, 07:11 AM | #89 |
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Next time just rest a iced drink in your lap/crotch
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10-30-2009, 07:21 AM | #90 |
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Dress like one of those Indian snake charmers. Have a stuffed snake hanging out of your zipper. Tell the girls if they sing to it, it will dance.
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