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Old 08-15-2010, 06:51 PM  
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GIF'D UP! 2010

It was one year ago that Bernard Pollard missed five tackles in one preseason game. Angered by his ineptness, I gif'd his ass up.



The gifs didn't lie. Pollard was exposed as a fraud, cut and banished from Kansas City. Emboldened by this great success, I created a massive a thread in which we exposed every fraud on the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs.



No one escaped the wrath of GIF'D UP. Every week, the ****ing axe came down with thunder. It was brutal, it was bloody, and it used up a ****ton of bandwidth.

GIF'D UP is back for 2010 and season two. We're going to expose every fraud on the 2010 Kansas City Chiefs. Let's get this show on the road. There are 20 weeks to the Super Bowl, Corey Mays, Jon McGraw, Ryan O'Failaghan and Rudy Niswanger are still Chiefs, and we need to send Mike Vrabel into early retirement.

LOCK AND LOAD!



In about an hour, we officially kick it off with the Atlanta review.

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Old 08-31-2010, 09:16 AM   #316
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More accurately - throw on time.

He never ever ever throws the damn ball on time and in rhythm with the offense.

He'll pat and pat and stutter step until he actually sees someone open.

I hate him.
Slightly unfair, as I've seen him actually throw on time before.

He just doesn't do it consistently, especially for a guy who is his age, experienced in the system, etc.
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Old 08-31-2010, 11:23 AM   #317
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It's clear Cassel is afraid of making a mistake. He needs to get over that.
And now you see the problem with bringing in a 27 year old rookie. He has no instincts, he never learned them and he plays scared out of his mind because he's essentially learning things he should've started on a decade ago.

Hell, he's worse than an average rookie, he didn't even play college ball.

His NE season was with weapons that nobody else in the league had, so consider that a redshirt season (fun to play around in the offense, but not terribly realistic). Last year would've been his first season as a starter as a Redshirt freshman.

So our 28 year old QB is playing at approximately the same level as a similarly talented 20 year old playing in the SEC would be.

Note to the front office: It's generally a bad idea to give the keys to your franchise to a kid that went over 1/2 a decade of his prime learning years without playing organized football.
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Old 08-31-2010, 12:09 PM   #318
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And now you see the problem with bringing in a 27 year old rookie. He has no instincts, he never learned them and he plays scared out of his mind because he's essentially learning things he should've started on a decade ago.

Hell, he's worse than an average rookie, he didn't even play college ball.

His NE season was with weapons that nobody else in the league had, so consider that a redshirt season (fun to play around in the offense, but not terribly realistic). Last year would've been his first season as a starter as a Redshirt freshman.

So our 28 year old QB is playing at approximately the same level as a similarly talented 20 year old playing in the SEC would be.

Note to the front office: It's generally a bad idea to give the keys to your franchise to a kid that went over 1/2 a decade of his prime learning years without playing organized football.
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:29 PM   #319
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:32 PM   #320
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Old 09-01-2010, 08:43 PM   #321
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Old 09-01-2010, 09:21 PM   #322
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@ #45 saying "reerun".


God...that's brutal shit.
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well done...captions are perfect

and cassel has serious ass tunnel vision....dude plays like he has ptsd


he makes everyone look worse
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Old 09-01-2010, 10:00 PM   #326
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So if Huard was Captain Checkdown, that would make Cassel Admiral Checkdown, no?



To the Ship, indeed.
Bullshit. Ensign checkdown. He can't even checkdown right man!!!!
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Bullshit. Ensign checkdown. He can't even checkdown right man!!!!
Wesley is crushed by your remark:

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Wesley is crushed by your remark:

No surprise. He was always a little pussy.
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Let's hear how Cassel just needs an O-line some more.

I can't believe anyone even tries to defend this guy anymore. The dude averaged a tick over 3 yards per attempt while completing over 60% of his passes. How the hell do you even manage that? Think about that for a minute, he'd need to throw 81 passes to get to 300 yards. He'd need to complete 50 passes....50 completions to throw for 300 yards.

Hell, he'd have had to attempt 54 passes to get to a mere 200 yards. So if the man attempts 860 passes next season, he'll throw for 3200 yards. To put that in perspective, the all time record for pass attempts in a season is 691.

AND THE LOCAL SCRIBES CONSIDERED THIS GAME AN IMPROVEMENT!!!!!!!

Jesus titty ****ing Christ this man is bad. He gets worse every mother****ing day and I have to listen to morons defend him.

He is unquestionably the biggest problem on this team.

But thank God we have a goddamn pinball with no regard for his physical well-being on the squad. McCluster should be fun until week 4 when he gets broken in half.
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