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It was one year ago that Bernard Pollard missed five tackles in one preseason game. Angered by his ineptness, I gif'd his ass up.
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He just doesn't do it consistently, especially for a guy who is his age, experienced in the system, etc.
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Hell, he's worse than an average rookie, he didn't even play college ball. His NE season was with weapons that nobody else in the league had, so consider that a redshirt season (fun to play around in the offense, but not terribly realistic). Last year would've been his first season as a starter as a Redshirt freshman. So our 28 year old QB is playing at approximately the same level as a similarly talented 20 year old playing in the SEC would be. Note to the front office: It's generally a bad idea to give the keys to your franchise to a kid that went over 1/2 a decade of his prime learning years without playing organized football.
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TONIGHT: GIF'D UP! rolls on.
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WOOT!
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Not good enough.
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Way to go, Matt!
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![]() God...that's brutal shit.
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well done...captions are perfect
and cassel has serious ass tunnel vision....dude plays like he has ptsd he makes everyone look worse
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bouncy
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Bullshit. Ensign checkdown. He can't even checkdown right man!!!!
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Wesley is crushed by your remark:
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No surprise. He was always a little pussy.
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Let's hear how Cassel just needs an O-line some more.
I can't believe anyone even tries to defend this guy anymore. The dude averaged a tick over 3 yards per attempt while completing over 60% of his passes. How the hell do you even manage that? Think about that for a minute, he'd need to throw 81 passes to get to 300 yards. He'd need to complete 50 passes....50 completions to throw for 300 yards. Hell, he'd have had to attempt 54 passes to get to a mere 200 yards. So if the man attempts 860 passes next season, he'll throw for 3200 yards. To put that in perspective, the all time record for pass attempts in a season is 691. AND THE LOCAL SCRIBES CONSIDERED THIS GAME AN IMPROVEMENT!!!!!!! Jesus titty ****ing Christ this man is bad. He gets worse every mother****ing day and I have to listen to morons defend him. He is unquestionably the biggest problem on this team. But thank God we have a goddamn pinball with no regard for his physical well-being on the squad. McCluster should be fun until week 4 when he gets broken in half.
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