Beer or Sex?

[Lonewolf Ed]

Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.