Misc Beer or Sex? - Page 13

hypersensitiveZO6 · 06-29-2006, 01:22 PM

Simple Question: Which is better?

I have to go with sex. I could live without beer, IMO.

hyperliteZO6

Idahojim · 02-19-2011, 12:09 PM

Beer and sex both make you goofy. Beer also makes you pee. Sex also makes you shoot your wad. Depends on which makes you feel better while you are goofy

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Marcellus · 02-19-2011, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JuicesFlowing

That's not necessarily true. Like some posters have pointed out, it depends what kind of sex, what kind of beer.

Yup, good sex beats great beer, great beer beats average sex.

WebGem · 02-19-2011, 12:19 PM

Considering I don't drink at all, this one was hard for me.

**Iowanian** · 02-19-2011, 12:25 PM

I've never asked a beer to let me drink it and had it turn me away.

WV · 02-19-2011, 01:21 PM

20 Reasons Sex is better than Chocolate and Beer

1. A beercan only has one hole. So much for variety.
2. If you have chocolate in a public place … it doesn’t feel dangerous and fun.
3. Sex actually burns calories.
4. Beer is nice on a hot day, sex in a pool is nicer.
5. Sex actually reduces your bloodpresure (afterward anyway)
6. When you eat a chocolate, it never returns the favor.
7. Cuddling a beer can after your done… well it’s just so empty.
8. You can never have another round of chocolate without getting a new one.
9. You don’t get to have fun experimenting with glow-in-the-dark cherry-flavored beer-steins.
10. What would be the point of playing dress-up to eat chocolate ?
11. With sex, mixing white and black just makes it more fun (well mind you, chocolate has that one too… but nobody could survive drinking Lager and Stout together)
12. There are no fun electronic devices on the market to enhance your chocolate eating.
13. You can have sex any time, you can’t eat chocolate before breakfast or late at night. (Thanks to jhbprincess for that one).
14. If you have chocolate 5 times a day, you’ll just get fat.
15. Flirting, suggestive looks and phrases and chatting up a beer just makes you feel stupid
16. A chocolate will never tell you how pretty you are.
17. You can never remind yourself “This beer is being drank by me, by choice, so it doesn’t care that I don’t have David Tennant’s hair”. You have to confront instead that the beer is drunk by you without any choice in the matter and if it could have chosen, probably would have chosen somebody from a magazine cover to be drank by instead.
18. Chocolate in lingerie is just a mess that leaves a stain you never quite get out…
19. If you have two beers at the same time, you get an intervention. If you have a threesome, you get applause.
20. Too much beer or chocolate make you throw up… there is no such thing as too much sex.

DTLB58 · 02-19-2011, 02:50 PM

I've never acquired a taste for beer so this one is easy for me.

Lonewolf Ed · 02-19-2011, 03:23 PM

Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.

SDChiefs · 02-19-2011, 03:25 PM

Beer then sex. I thought that's how it always works.

crazycoffey · 02-19-2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit

Just had some really good tomatoes.

Vegipheliac

beach tribe · 02-19-2011, 05:56 PM

I love beer, but anyone who voted for it is either impotent or can't pull ANY.

beach tribe · 02-19-2011, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lonewolf Ed

Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.

"A beer lasts longer than two seconds and doesn't make you emabarassed for a half an hour afterwards" is actually the comment I thought I would be reading from someone who voted for it.

crazycoffey · 02-20-2011, 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ClayWhit
Just had some really good tomatoes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey

Vegipheliac

really, no love for this one?
I hate this place and all of you...

BillSelfsTrophycase · 02-20-2011, 04:06 AM

Why does it have to be one or the other?

R8RFAN · 02-20-2011, 07:21 AM

Red Dawg · 02-20-2011, 07:25 AM

If I was still young and single hiting the bars and all the puss I wanted it would be a no brainer to say sex. At my age, married with two daughters that are 6-8 years from being out of the house, I say beer.

View Poll Results: Which is better?
Beer	23	10.50%
Sex	196	89.50%
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02-19-2011, 12:19 PM	#183
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02-19-2011, 12:25 PM	#184
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02-19-2011, 01:21 PM	#185
WV Veteran Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: In the Holler Casino cash: $10004950	20 Reasons Sex is better than Chocolate and Beer 1. A beercan only has one hole. So much for variety. 2. If you have chocolate in a public place … it doesn’t feel dangerous and fun. 3. Sex actually burns calories. 4. Beer is nice on a hot day, sex in a pool is nicer. 5. Sex actually reduces your bloodpresure (afterward anyway) 6. When you eat a chocolate, it never returns the favor. 7. Cuddling a beer can after your done… well it’s just so empty. 8. You can never have another round of chocolate without getting a new one. 9. You don’t get to have fun experimenting with glow-in-the-dark cherry-flavored beer-steins. 10. What would be the point of playing dress-up to eat chocolate ? 11. With sex, mixing white and black just makes it more fun (well mind you, chocolate has that one too… but nobody could survive drinking Lager and Stout together) 12. There are no fun electronic devices on the market to enhance your chocolate eating. 13. You can have sex any time, you can’t eat chocolate before breakfast or late at night. (Thanks to jhbprincess for that one). 14. If you have chocolate 5 times a day, you’ll just get fat. 15. Flirting, suggestive looks and phrases and chatting up a beer just makes you feel stupid 16. A chocolate will never tell you how pretty you are. 17. You can never remind yourself “This beer is being drank by me, by choice, so it doesn’t care that I don’t have David Tennant’s hair”. You have to confront instead that the beer is drunk by you without any choice in the matter and if it could have chosen, probably would have chosen somebody from a magazine cover to be drank by instead. 18. Chocolate in lingerie is just a mess that leaves a stain you never quite get out… 19. If you have two beers at the same time, you get an intervention. If you have a threesome, you get applause. 20. Too much beer or chocolate make you throw up… there is no such thing as too much sex.
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02-19-2011, 03:23 PM	#187
Lonewolf Ed Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Olathe, KS Casino cash: $10606233	Beer is, for me, certainly much more readily available. Plus, I can have more than one kind, even on the same day, and the first kind will never get mad at me for going for another brand. I don't have to jump through hoops to get the top off of my beer, either. I can thoroughly enjoy a beer and not have to spend days talking about my relationship with it afterwards. And, if I don't have a beer for a week or two, my beer won't freak out and think I don't love it anymore. My beer also doesn't hold it against me because one of things I love most about it is its body.
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02-20-2011, 07:25 AM	#195
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