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Man Sent to Jail For Ejaculating In Co-Works Water Bottle
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http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati..._in_cowor.html A man convicted of ejaculating in a female co-worker's water bottle was sentenced to six months in jail and must register as a sex offender for life, a judge ruled. Superior Court Judge Walter Schwarm also put Michael Kevin Lallana, of Fullerton, Calif., on probation for three years, The Orange County Register reported. On two different occasions, the 32-year-old Lallana secretly ejaculated into the woman's water bottle, cops said. Lallana and the woman were employees of Northwestern Mutual Financial Network, although they barely spoke to each other in four years of working together, the woman testified. Asked for his motives, Lallana admitted to defiling his coworker's bottle as a form of sexual gratification. "It was the closest I could ever get to someone as good looking as that without tampering with my marriage or hurting anyone," he told Orange County investigators. The victim, a 29-year-old executive assistant identified only as Tiffany G., first began to suspect something was wrong earlier this year when she took a sip from the bottle a noticed a strange taste. After the same thing happened a few months later, she took the bottle to a private lab, where scientists found semen in the water. Police began an investigation, and Lallana eventually confessed. A subsequent DNA test confirmed his semen was in the woman's bottle. During the trial, Lallana's lawyer argued that his client acted out of immaturity and not for sexual purposes. The judge wasn't buying it and and gave Lallana the max. "I've spent many days crying and not sleeping," the woman testified. "I feel it was a form of rape. I hate seeing him. I hate him seeing me." With News Wire Services Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz1KYshXYcC |
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I think this chick needs to be billed for his services. He did provide her a healthy drink and he had to work to do so.
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04-25-2011, 01:53 PM | #32 |
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I got into an argument with one of my brothers about a gal he was dating that wouldn't swallow. He was going to dump her for it. He is one of my stranger brothers, however.
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04-25-2011, 01:54 PM | #33 |
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Oh cum on now.
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04-25-2011, 01:55 PM | #34 |
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It was actually Greek yogurt.
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So he was jacking-off at work. The shame.
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So the guy doesn't feel it is right to cheat on his wife, but it is ok to ejaculate in a pretty woman's water bottle?
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Based on those pictures, he is correct that there's no way he would otherwise get semen into that woman. It's kind of gross. I feel sorry for her, and he has let down all men by making another attractive woman hate our gender.
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Who cares what that cum guzzler thinks?
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04-25-2011, 02:17 PM | #41 |
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You are kind of spunky today. Oh, and as an FYI, never refer to your wife as a "cum bucket," at least not when she is within ear-shot.
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I do. She's a sensitive, intelligent woman who could possibly google herself and find this some day, and if she does, I want her to like me because she's quite attractive.
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Yes.
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