Zombie Proof House

[Jaric]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Per one of my early posts, you then put a couple of those up nearby and rent them out so the zombies will get distracted eating those people instead of attacking your fortress. Renters are good for that.

That's like chumming the waters. Yeah, some zombies will go eat them, but others will wander onto your lawn. Plus once the zombie horde eats your neighbors, where do you think they're going to go for desert?

Besides, once they get eaten, they turn into zombies. So now you've got even more zombies on your lawn, PLUS some of them might still remember how you screwed them over and might have a bone to pick with you about it.

No, the best option is still to combine the unmovable object and the unstoppable force.

Fortress protected by minigun nests (and napalm....lots and lots of napalm)