Penis Freckle.
WTF, man?
I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.
My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.
Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!
It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!
Last edited by ToxSocks; 05-12-2011 at 12:27 PM..
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