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Old 09-12-2011, 10:33 AM  
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The New Name for Sabby Piscatelli
In light of his overall suckness I think he should be give a new name for the Planeteers to use for the remainder of his time on this team (which hopefully won't be long).

I'll start.......Sorry BitchAlready

Update: I'm going to take the advice of ol leftnut and keep the names that people seem to like in the OP. I'll try to keep it going throughout his time here I'm sure we can come up with some good ones because "THERE IS ALOT OF SUCK IN THIS ONE"


So Far:

The Shituation
Sally FistaYetti
Useless Mother****er
Crabby Pinchyourbelly
Saggy Pistachio
Shaggy Pitsaresmelly
William Bartee
Sabby Pieceofshitty
Pinky Tucadero
Scabby Puscatelli
Pisspoorcatelli
Saddy leavealready
Shitty Shitatelli
Big Giant Turd
Snookie's Cat
Fist Pump
Beastiality
Sadly PlaysforBerry
Stevie Piscatelli
Crappy Pisspoortackling
Pansy Sisicatelli
Munson
yourmom'sawhore-atelli
Slappy "Scorch."
Guido
Italian Mike Brown.
Sorry Pissed His Belly
Sabby Piss
Burned in Coverage
"Slappy" Pissytelly
"Waived"
Shabby Coveraggi
Worst In The League
Beaten on the Play
"teh Suck"
Sloppy "Slower than a woman with a baby in her belly"
Soggy Pastaroni.
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Old 09-12-2011, 10:48 AM   #16
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Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"

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Old 09-12-2011, 10:48 AM   #17
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Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.
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Old 09-12-2011, 10:52 AM   #18
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I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Mother****er. Don't forget Useless Mother****er.
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Old 09-12-2011, 10:55 AM   #19
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I think I like a combo option:

Slappy has to be a winner, doesn't it? But I also like the thought of likening him to a greenish, misshapen half-split nut.

So I am putting my weight behind Slappy Pistachio.

Oh, and Useless Mother****er. Don't forget Useless Mother****er.


There is alot of funniness in this thread
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Old 09-12-2011, 11:00 AM   #20
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Old 09-12-2011, 11:06 AM   #21
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Saggy Pistachio is good. Let's go with that.

You can read up on him on his wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabby_Piscitelli

He's been cut by the Bucs and Browns before coming here.
Former 2nd round pick. What happened?

Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.
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Old 09-12-2011, 11:12 AM   #22
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hes awful, the Bucs cut him when they had no safety depth he was that bad. Raheem Morris, a players coach, wanted no part of him because he sucks
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Old 09-12-2011, 11:13 AM   #23
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Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.
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Just call him William Bartee and be done with it.

That's what he reminded me of yesterday.
I used to call Bartee and Warfield "Crispy and Toasty."

Maybe we should call Slappy "Scorch."
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Piscitelli received an invitation to attend the NFL Combine due to his outstanding performance in his last year at Oregon State. He had an excellent workout performance, posting the fastest pro-agility time of 2006 while also running the 40 yard dash in 4.44 seconds and recorded 19 repetitions at the 225 lb bench press test.
Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!
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Hmmm...this is a challenge:
Suggested Nickgames:

1) Guido
2) Sorry Pissed His Belly
3) "Burned in Coverage"
4) "Slappy" Pissytelly
5) "Waived"


Thanks to whoever started this thread for brightening my day. I've been flat out pissed since yesterday at 12:05, this at least helps me laugh about it.
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Holy hell what happened to him!!!!!!!!!! He looks slower than moses on Valium!
lol, I first read that as "molasses on valium", which might be even more apropos...
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