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Man's blunt obituary goes viral
I think I might want to have an obit like this
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04-14-2012, 12:57 AM | #2 |
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Would be pretty cool if the world was more honest like this.
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04-14-2012, 02:02 AM | #3 |
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Yeah, I've read some complete crap in obits. For example a guy a couple years younger than me - younger brother of a classmate recently offed himself. His obit contained such gems as the following: "xxxxx's joy and enthusiasm for life and love for others is legendary, but nothing when compared to his love for and devotion to his son, yyyyyyy. yyyyyyy was the center of xxxxx's world and xxxxx committed to fatherhood with the same passion he brought to everything."
Yeah. Don't think so. Not when you bump yourself off. Clearly the son was the LAST of his concerns. |
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04-14-2012, 07:22 AM | #4 | |
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04-14-2012, 07:52 AM | #5 |
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Filthy Republican!/CP Dem Finger Pointers in DC Forum
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04-14-2012, 08:28 AM | #6 |
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04-14-2012, 08:31 AM | #7 |
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They'll play Far Behind by Candlebox for his eulogy.
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04-14-2012, 08:37 AM | #8 |
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I particularly like the part about 'his friends that didnt die in Vietnam went on to become criminals, prostitutes and/or democrats'.
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04-14-2012, 10:10 AM | #9 |
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04-14-2012, 11:28 AM | #10 |
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The question is did he die in his sleep...?
I just want to fade away. |
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04-14-2012, 11:31 AM | #11 |
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Meh. I have seen better.
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04-14-2012, 12:25 PM | #12 | |
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I wondering if one of our right wing posters will unexplainedly stop posting in the DC forum.
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04-14-2012, 12:35 PM | #13 |
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Here at Demonpenz services we have 3 default obits to satisfy your dead Chiefsplanet members dreams of being dead, but being maxed out on Rep
1 (Planet member) used ball powder, survived tornados, wouldn't have drafted Dexter so high, **** KU. He was ever so loving of Rich Scanlon. He is survived by his dogs Zubaz pants 2 (planet member) Was the life of the party at (chiefs tailgate-nzoner bash-random event) Unfortunately couldn't make it to the springfield party. he/she will always be remembered for the smile on their face, and their refusal to accept that you need a franchise QB to win a superbowl. He/She loved cats, often took life in stride with a grammer mistake here and there, and proudly claimed "Your an Idiot!" after someone posted that import cars are better than Chevy Cameros. 3: Rock Chalk Jayhawk (Chiefsplanet member) Also loved the Yankees and other front runners. Originally from Missouri he/she dabbled quite heavily in meth until being arrested for stealing painkillers from CVS in 04. He/She will proudly be remembered for having a helping hand in delivering lethal doses of Antifreeze to animals. He/She also loved his/her family. Jim/James/Jim and often called him by his nickname "Dad" He/She will be burried in a "Big Johnson shirt" with custom letters on it that say "TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP!" 4: (Chiefsplanet member) Often trolled with great delight as he sat around wondering why his/her life was so bad, often calling girls "slam pieces" he/she never grew up and always talked about banging 10's and driving a Star Wars painted Van. His right hand has been cut off after death and been sent in to scientists to see if it in fact is the most ****ed hand in the history of man kind. The people who knew him called him a Dreamer, a talker, and a person who was alive at one point in time.
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04-14-2012, 11:05 PM | #15 |
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I thought that post was better than one ****ing laugh
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