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12-10-2012, 10:27 AM | #76 |
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12-10-2012, 10:31 AM | #77 |
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This guy goes into Paris, and checks into a French whorehouse. Traveling abroad is really expensive, so he's low on funds. He asks the madame what he can get for $20 American. The madame says "Most of our girls here are $200 or more per night. But there's a dead whore up in room 234. If you really want some, you can go up there and do your business for $20."
The guy figures, what the Hell, maybe its a French thing. So he pays $20, goes up to room 234 and does his thing. Afterwards he comes back down to the front desk. The madame says, "So, how was it?" The guy says. "Well, it was OK, but her nose kept running." The madame says. "Oh. She must be full." |
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12-10-2012, 10:33 AM | #78 |
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my roomate in the Navy would get a 'escort' at every port.
in Australia, he got one every night. ....and yes...it really was my roomate and not me lol.
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12-10-2012, 10:42 AM | #79 | |
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12-10-2012, 10:47 AM | #80 |
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AND, when she has your penis in her hand, it will look HUGE!
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12-10-2012, 11:35 AM | #81 | |
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12-10-2012, 01:03 PM | #82 |
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Yeah, but it's not really your money. It's hers. The rule is that the husband's income is family money, and the wife's income is the wife's money. That's how it works socially, and that's how it works in divorce court from what I hear.
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12-10-2012, 01:34 PM | #83 |
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12-10-2012, 02:19 PM | #84 |
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Guess I am lucky...my wife and I have the same attitude - any money earned by either of us is for the family first.
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12-10-2012, 04:02 PM | #85 |
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I had a gal do a Jane Jetson on me once. though, it had nothing to do with my wallet.
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12-10-2012, 04:06 PM | #86 |
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12-10-2012, 04:37 PM | #87 | |
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12-10-2012, 05:27 PM | #88 | |
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Most of the "macho" guys who think they never paid for it have spent thousands on gifts, dinners, vacations and other trinkets that cost a small fortune. My tagline says it all.....
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12-10-2012, 05:46 PM | #89 |
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There's another wrench in the "always paying for pussy" equation: what about cougars? They often take the dominant role in pursuing romantic partners. Combine that with the fact that most are economically independent, and you end up having them paying for drinks and food for younger guys instead of the other way around.
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