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12-24-2012, 10:06 PM | #61 |
The Beast Inside Your Head
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In 2nd grade some kid named Mike Mastellar told me Santa was really my parents. I played it off like I knew so i didn't look like an idiot.
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12-24-2012, 10:08 PM | #62 |
MVP
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When he left my mother.
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12-24-2012, 10:18 PM | #63 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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You better believe in Santa Claws / Alice Cooper
btw NSFW(boobs S A N T A C L A W S
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12-24-2012, 10:24 PM | #64 |
Mahomes or GTFO
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I was about 8 or 9, I believe. I remember hearing a bunch of metal clanking around in the living room and my mom telling my dad to keep it down...in between him saying things like "What the ****!?" and "SONOFABITCH!"
The next morning I had the sweet weight bench that I'd been wanting, and I realized that either santa was banging my mom, or it was my dad.
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12-24-2012, 10:47 PM | #65 |
In Search of a Life
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I don't remember ever believing in Santa. We had no chimney so I knew my Mom's story didn't add up.
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12-24-2012, 10:52 PM | #66 | |
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Quote:
WTF do you guys mean he isn't real?
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12-24-2012, 11:34 PM | #67 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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I put this message on my answering machine once:
Santa here. I'm taking Christmas off this year and hanging out at Tim's house. So none of you assholes are getting any presents this year. And if you're a little kid, remember, I don't actually exist. |
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12-24-2012, 11:54 PM | #68 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Hell, I don't even remember.
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12-25-2012, 12:16 AM | #69 |
Stuff & Things
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**** Santa right in his fat ass.
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12-25-2012, 06:35 AM | #70 |
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Where the hell is my Crown Royal?
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12-25-2012, 08:00 AM | #71 |
Consuming CP souls
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When I saw him ****ing some skank bartender in his old beat up piece of shit car.
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12-25-2012, 08:50 AM | #72 |
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I guess when he was tossin' some dude's salad in the slam....
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12-25-2012, 08:51 AM | #73 |
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Thanks,asshole.
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12-25-2012, 08:56 AM | #74 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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Just now ! Thx a lot !
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12-25-2012, 09:07 AM | #75 |
You think you can get by this?
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Don't remember how old I was, but I had a brother four years older than me. I'm sure I was probably pretty young.
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