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12-29-2012, 04:48 PM | #16 |
SuperChiefs
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rep!
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12-29-2012, 04:51 PM | #17 |
pie is never free
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The ol unintended poop
When it happens to me, its usually because i'm trying to fart and get more than i expected, this is usually after a night of drinking. |
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12-29-2012, 04:58 PM | #18 |
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Butt plug.
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12-29-2012, 05:02 PM | #19 |
(Sir/Yes Sir/Aye Aye Sir)
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12-29-2012, 05:06 PM | #20 |
King Shit of **** Mountain
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Laz peed out his butt...Laz peed out his butt...
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12-29-2012, 05:13 PM | #21 |
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Check your self into a nursing home.
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12-29-2012, 05:15 PM | #22 |
Hello
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Just did this very thing about 2 1/2 weeks ago after a hard night drinking. And i was 40 miles from home. **** my life.
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12-29-2012, 05:17 PM | #23 |
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I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit from this damn cold. |
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12-29-2012, 05:22 PM | #24 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Hershey Squirts are always followed by Tangy Asshole.
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12-29-2012, 05:30 PM | #25 |
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12-29-2012, 05:51 PM | #26 |
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Sharts
As Jack Nicholson's character said in "The Bucket List," there are rules for older men:
1. Never pass a restroom without using it. 2. Never waste an erection. 3. Never trust a fart. Words to live by. |
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12-29-2012, 05:57 PM | #27 |
Ith Fuhtbawl Time
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In my house this event is called a 'snart'
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12-29-2012, 06:27 PM | #28 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Oh, ****. I laughed my ass off at this. No worries. Twice a year you're allowed to "Brett".
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12-29-2012, 06:35 PM | #29 |
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12-29-2012, 06:52 PM | #30 |
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