My Wife Got A Visit From The Police Today

[The Rick]

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an alley behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the alley. When I use the snowblower to clear out the alley so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the alleyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLEY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

[Hammock Parties]

Is your neighbor Scott Pioli by any chance?

[Demonpenz]

she was visited by the police....the ugly police...

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

I know he was busy defending the evil oil company bastards in the gas price bitching thread the other day.

Oh so we just don't run in the same crowd as per usual. My mistake... nothing to see here.

[ekf028]

I can top this lol..... my neighbors 10ish year old kid was standing in his bedroom window flashing my wife with his pants down while she was on the porch one day. My wife went and told the parents about it immediately after., Guess what? ...30 minutes later she gets a visit from the cops accusing her of being a peeping Tom! Dumbasses called the cops. WTH?
Blows my mind to this day.

[The Rick]

Here's a pic (from Google Street View). The red circle is where they're talking about. Right on the edge of the grass, next to the ally. Not on the sidewalk or anything, just in that small area of grass right next to the ally.

[The Rick]

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

[Bugeater]

BigRedChief should be along any second to tell you that he lives in Florida and doesn't have these problems.

[Easy 6]

Originally Posted by Superturtle

Lay them out with a Rick Bottom.

whatever that is, DO IT.

[Fish]

Originally Posted by The Rick

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

May you burn in hell, you monster.... how could you?

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Originally Posted by The Rick

Here's an even better indication of where they're talking about. Between the two red lines is where my evil deed is occurring.

What if they specifically want to walk there? Ner 'do well. Why do you always have to cause problems?

[RyFo18]

Originally Posted by The Rick

So my wife got a visit from the police today while I was at work. The reason? Get this:

OUR NEIGHBORS COMPLAINED THAT WE (I) WAS THROWING SNOW FROM MY SNOWBLOWER ONTO THEIR LAWN!

There is an ally behind our garage, and their house is on the other side of the ally. When I use the snowblower to clear out the ally so we can get the cars in and out of the garage, the only logical place to put the snow is just off to the side of the allyway, on their lawn. You know, THE SAME PLACE THE CITY'S SNOWPLOW PUTS THE SNOW WHEN IT MAKES ITS PASS DOWN THE ALLY!

I thought my wife was joking when she told me. It's freaking snow for pete's sake! And why call the police and file a complaint? Why not just come talk to me and ask me if I could put it somewhere else?

Unbelievable.

STOP THROWING SNOW ON MY LAWN!

Sincerely,

Your neighbor

[WV]

I wish I could have snow that doesn't melt and turn ****ing water for cripes sacks.

[hometeam]

Do like I did with my neigbbor, find some dirt on them and threaten them with the same shit.. Dont actually call the cops, becuase the aspect of having it there to do will keep them in check~

Now in my case my scottish asshole neighbor called the cops for my dogs barking 3 times in the first year I lived here.. mind you these are inside dogs who are barking and playing in my 6 foot privacy fenced back yard. I ended up catching his dog shitting on my lawn with its leash attached to his hand. Though, I didn't threaten the cops, I told him I would beat the living **** out of him if it happened again. 2 years passed and no more problems, no cops, no stupid looks when I pass, no dog shit on my lawn.

Worked for me!

[baitism]

Big snowstorm coming. You should pile snow around all their doors and garage so they can't get out.

[Mr. Laz]

is there even a law that covers this?


some lame shit