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Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover
A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.
The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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03-06-2013, 07:25 PM | #46 |
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03-06-2013, 07:38 PM | #47 |
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03-06-2013, 07:50 PM | #48 |
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She was his mane squeeze.
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03-06-2013, 08:54 PM | #49 |
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...that sounds like a roaring good time.
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03-06-2013, 09:36 PM | #50 |
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"Hey, she screamed out something earlier. Sure sounded like 'Eat me' to me. You're aware that, due to instinct, I can't be held accountable for the events that followed, right?"
You'll have to suspend your disbelief in the speech capabilities of wild African lions in order to buy this one. |
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03-06-2013, 09:47 PM | #51 |
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That's crazy!
Getting mauled to death by a lion whilst having sex, (edit: not with the lion), is last on my bucket list. |
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03-06-2013, 09:51 PM | #52 |
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03-06-2013, 10:13 PM | #55 |
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There was a lion attack today in Cali. Not many details. Alittle disappointed this wasn't the same story. Or is it some international wildcat nookie day?
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03-07-2013, 01:05 AM | #56 |
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No one is having "safe sex" in a bush. Let's be real.
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03-07-2013, 01:08 AM | #57 |
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would you have saved her or just run away like a coward?
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03-07-2013, 09:42 AM | #58 |
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I would have yelled out a heart-felt THANK YOU as I was running away like a coward.
Seriously, it's a lion, and you're unarmed and naked. No need to be the sub-Saharan Timothy Treadwell if your girlfriend decided to take one for the team. |
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"you can't hide your lion eyes" eagles.
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