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Slugger gets a lap dance NSFW
http://deadspin.com/does-sluggerrr-t...ium=socialflow
Picture is in the link. What you see below is a very NSFW photo of what appears to be Sluggerrr, the Kansas City Royals' mascot, enjoying the view at a party attended by our tipster's buddies. It's a buddy of mine in the background I didn't take the pic another guy I know did... Absolutely hilarious no clue all I know is if you have a couple hundred bucks and invite slugger to a party he will pretty much party! I assume most parties are for bdays and kids shit but that's why this is awesome. So! Does Sluggerrr just go to any old party and get down and dirty? How many mascot lap dances does it take to pay off law school? (Darren, maybe you can field that one.) Did someone lie in the "Description of what Sluggerrr is supposed to do at your special event" portion of the online booking form? Has someone absconded with Sluggerrr, like our tube-steak friend from Milwaukee? Is that even Sluggerrr? Who is the towel for? As you can see, there are a lot of questions here that need answering, but our tipster has gone silent, saying he's caught flack for posting the picture in the first place. So, dear readers, is this really Slugerrr getting a lapperrr from some lady? Have you ever rented Sluggerrr for a seedy party? Let us know, would you? |
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03-24-2013, 07:06 PM | #16 |
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Damn it. It's still awesome. We just need KC Wolf in there getting a blowie to make the picture really pop.
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03-24-2013, 07:10 PM | #17 |
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On a semi-related note, I think that interbreeding humans and mascots would add a whole lot of interesting new variations into the population.
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03-24-2013, 07:10 PM | #18 |
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Slugger loves coke..it's actually a serious problem.
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03-24-2013, 07:16 PM | #19 |
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Holy shit this is gold.
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03-24-2013, 07:16 PM | #20 |
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Caption this
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03-24-2013, 07:17 PM | #21 |
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03-24-2013, 07:18 PM | #22 |
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03-24-2013, 07:22 PM | #23 |
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I hope she checked his bat for pine tar before she started.
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03-24-2013, 07:25 PM | #24 |
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NICE!!!
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03-24-2013, 07:28 PM | #25 |
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Dammnit Slugger is getting more pussy than me.
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03-24-2013, 07:29 PM | #26 |
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Slugggrrrr is a furry!
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03-24-2013, 07:35 PM | #27 |
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I'm okay with Sluggerrr. KC Wolf needs to go away, though.
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03-24-2013, 08:02 PM | #28 |
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03-24-2013, 09:49 PM | #29 |
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03-24-2013, 10:11 PM | #30 |
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So when will KC Wolf get him sum?
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