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06-10-2013, 08:22 PM | #106 |
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06-10-2013, 08:25 PM | #107 |
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06-10-2013, 08:36 PM | #108 |
ON CP YOU’RE SOMEBODY’S BITCH!
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Came home to this........?!?!?!
It's cool having a roast of Hootie and all, but does my damn name have to be in the thread title? Surrously. I literally didn't feel any pressure until reading a few entries explaining why I should feel pressure and well....yeah, I'm a bit intimidated. You are going to have to give me a little while. I just got home and promised the wife, "cuddle time." Not an excuse...I literally did promise her that. So possibly when she goes to bed. I will generate something though. And I wish more people would participate. My name in the thread title sux teh pennnnis. |
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06-10-2013, 08:37 PM | #109 |
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Hootie's favorite movie is "terms of endearment". I'm not saying he's the ghey, but he has three Prada bags and sits to pee. The only times he feels embarrassed and judged is at the grocery store buying cucumbers. Maybe if he stopped measuring them with his mouth in the produce aisle people would stop looking at him weird.
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06-10-2013, 08:39 PM | #110 |
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lol
Hootie would procrastinate on delivering the reads but would blame poundings instead of cuddle time. Gonna have to bring the heat bro |
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06-10-2013, 08:39 PM | #111 |
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top shelf material right there...i mean gay jokes, damn!
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06-10-2013, 08:39 PM | #112 |
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Awesome roast so far!
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06-10-2013, 08:42 PM | #113 | |
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06-10-2013, 08:44 PM | #114 |
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I'd like to address this thread:
A) Who wouldn't want to try a viagra? I heard they are amazing. Also, I wanted that site for ampicillin but they charged too much so I said **** it. B) I've never made up a story on this site. However, if you'd like to think that for whatever reason feel free. It's not like these stories are painting me in a positive light lol. C) Phobia, get over it, brah. 90% of your posts the last two weeks have pertained to how much you dislike me. I get it man. I get it. I think you're a cool guy though! I hate that I disappoint you. Maybe someday we can be friends. |
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06-10-2013, 08:44 PM | #115 |
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06-10-2013, 08:46 PM | #116 |
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Oh stfu, you assholes. I wanted this to go down without being the only "singled out" freaking roaster...this whole thread = why.
And I have no reason to lie to you people. I promised cuddle time, man. |
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06-10-2013, 08:46 PM | #117 |
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feel free to link me to any story you believe I made up and I'll get it verified by one of my friends via Facebook
you guys keep saying you have all these great stories and all of these great roasts yet I'm the only one roasting (WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT), and I'm the only one with entertaining stories so ****ing do it and stop saying you can do it it's not my fault that I'm creative/engaging/entertaining/****ed up in the head |
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06-10-2013, 08:50 PM | #118 | |
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06-10-2013, 08:51 PM | #119 |
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Hootie is 35?
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06-10-2013, 08:51 PM | #120 |
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That thought has crossed my mind (and there are reasons for those thoughts crossing my mind).
Let me get to my business, people. I have some cuddling to do. Stop making this more difficult to get to than it's already going to be. "I'll be back." |
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