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Triangle |
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28 | 19.86% |
Landing Strip |
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36 | 25.53% |
Kojak |
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68 | 48.23% |
Artistic (arrow, heart…etc) |
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6 | 4.26% |
I’m gay. Muffs are yucky. |
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3 | 2.13% |
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Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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No. No you don't. And the casual nature of your comment here indicates that you've run across this more than one time. I'd postulate that you merely suck at it. And honestly, I'm not sure how one could be bad at this unless they take to nibbling like it's an ear of corn down there. If she doesn't like it, you're doing it wrong.
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EXTREMELY NSFW LINK. Image: Not Safe for Work
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Not completely true. I would agree with you most the time, but there are actually some women that don't like their pussy licked. What you're saying is that if you can't make your woman squirt then you're not ****ing her right. Some women never cum. It's not always the man's fault, a lot of women have their own hang ups too. Don't be too quick to bash buck. |
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Because you're probably banging a post-op Filipino named Paulo.
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Don't Be A Dick
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This theory is why I go in fingers first to get an orgasm before diving in. |
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Either that or Buck keeps hooking up with damaged chicks. That's not a slam, Buck, but it's something to consider.
95% of the time (if not more), there's a psychological reason for a woman not to engage in or enjoy oral sex, whether it's giving or receiving. |
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SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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This.
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Or, your body produces an enzyme which turns soft contact lenses yellow in about a day and also has the fun side effect of causing raging yeast infections.
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That's a description of me, honey buns.
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I was fat for a long time, I had to learn to use my tongue to keep things interesting. |
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