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Old 09-06-2009, 01:56 PM  
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A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet
Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.
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Old 09-06-2009, 05:53 PM   #136
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52, ... 17, ... it's been so long, I've forgotten. Either way, all I know is, I'm still stuck in mid-flight.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:13 PM   #137
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52, ... 17, ... it's been so long, I've forgotten. Either way, all I know is, I'm still stuck in mid-flight.
Also in the time you've been gone he left half the Planet stranded in Singapore during an off-season odyssey and botched the Mecca trial.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:18 PM   #138
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:24 PM   #139
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I've only been here a short while, but I'll pass on to the other n00bs what I've observed in my studies.

Um.... midwesterners are seriously f**ked up.

Oh, yeah, and they have their own lingo which is undecipherable. They seem to use phrases like "to the *insert mode of transportation here*!" and "I would the whole thing". They also seem fascinated with the strange combination of drinking antifreeze and running into an AIDS tree, and either might be combined with setting yourself ablaze. They also like to print things, because they're always yelling at each other to do it... I think they might be counterfeiters or something, I'm not sure.

They seem a knowledgeable bunch, and seem to like good red-blooded American things like roasted meat, fast cars, f**king, drinking, and the like. Despite being saddled with recent years of losses, they seem to remain behind their team and have weathered the crappy performances well; only a relative few seem beaten-down and demoralized, which is impressive considering the recent double-bitchslap of having to deal with both a bumbling GM and Squirmin' Herman as head coach. They aren't arrogant like Bronco fans, don't seem to live in mom's basement like Raider fans, and, compared to Charger fans... well, it's hard to compare them, since Charger fans are all at the beach sipping wine coolers.

Treat the ladies fairly nicely, don't piss on the Chiefs, and only bash Raider and Bronco fans. If you see a Charger fan, you can bash them, too, but you probably won't see too many. I think there's one with a bag over his head, that's about it.


That about covers it n00b. Now go have a Prestone cocktail, run into an Aids tree and set yourself on fire.

Print em... The whole thing.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:24 PM   #140
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If I so choose, can I remain a n00b forever?
Of course you can, n00b, now get me a beer.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:27 PM   #141
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when does a n00b lose n00b status?
when he starts reading threads so he doesn't ask the same question as someone else.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:32 PM   #142
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when he starts reading threads so he doesn't ask the same question as someone else.
Yeah, stupid n00b. He should see post 86.
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Old 09-06-2009, 07:35 PM   #143
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when does a n00b lose n00b status?

Pictures of SO's tits are a start.
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:02 PM   #144
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:06 PM   #145
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Yeah, stupid n00b. He should see post 86.
thats strange cause i asked the question before that post
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:30 PM   #146
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:36 PM   #147
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Yeah, I'm sick of all of the questions.

- Gaz, Gaz was a poster who was extremely crafty and articulate w/ his posts, to the point people almost saw him as some sort of magical person. Then, once, someone sometime suggested we should have a Gaz option when a poster posts a thread w/ a poll and Gaz'd be the final option, the Gaz option. Gaz was very respectful and loved movies, he posted in a unique font @ a unique size, bugeater or some other nerd can tell you the details on that.

- 'Your and idiot' - Intentional misleading bad grammar. Not really designed to confuse or call out n00bs, but it did, so it stuck.

- FTW! - 'For the win!' not exclusive to CP though.

- Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blonde was before my time, mostly. But seems like he was kind of with the Endelt, Stevie, Phobia posse, and that's fine. He's believed to be in jail. He (to this day) actually fulfilled his "Im leaving forever" thread. Odd, just eerie.

- Nuthooks - when a poster posts a misleading thread or posts the title such that it misleads the threads topic and/or contents. Bootlegged (who also bashes gays for being gay) admitted to coining that phrase 'nuthooks' though I've yet to verify. He left for ever, but still lurks (watching the site, but not posting on it)

- Mecca - (still posts, currently) The biggest debbie downer anti homer we have posting. Often seems cynical and abrasive, just because. Also, has long hair and is a softy at heart.

- Dane Mcloud - He along w/ Tiny Evel both currently post. They'll both call you a dumbass (more than likely) but they're both nice and all live by huge stars and atheletes. They live in Hollywood, Ca. or thereabouts.

- Mult - A mult is a multiple account holder, AKA - Mr. Kotter, Guther Fan, lil' Jacob. Amongst others, I'm actually bi_polar, but most know and I only created him because daface said i seem bi polar.

- FYP - Fixed your post (used when someone modifies your post to their liking, they'll usually include "FYP" in the body of their message/post.

- FAX - Perhaps our best (arguable) very good poster, pretty damned funny too. (it's okay to have FAX options in polls, too.)

- Skip Towne - Your worst enemy, for now, just take the 'beat in' and be nice and respect him and all will go fine.


FDE - First Down Elvis / AKA Stevie Ray. Incredible person, from what I know. He dresses as Elvis at the game, he's also a poster and an amazing artist.

Phobia/Phil - One of the pioneers of the site, as far as bringing it up, etc. oh, also at posting as well.







I'm dosing, someone else could take a few. Nice thread.
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:44 PM   #148
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Yeah, I'm sick of all of the questions.

- Gaz, Gaz was a poster who was extremely crafty and articulate w/ his posts, to the point people almost saw him as some sort of magical person. Then, once, someone sometime suggested we should have a Gaz option when a poster posts a thread w/ a poll and Gaz'd be the final option, the Gaz option. Gaz was very respectful and loved movies, he posted in a unique font @ a unique size, bugeater or some other nerd can tell you the details on that.
That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:44 PM   #149
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Old 09-06-2009, 08:45 PM   #150
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That is incorrect, n00b. The Gaz option was started by none other than Gaz himself, as he would leave an extra option on his polls, usually containing some variation of "bite me".

Here's an example:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124015
lol, can you revise it and pm it to me? and i'll adjust it in
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