Mission #1 - Page 11

**morphius** · 01-24-2004, 08:17 PM

That was a lucky flight!

**Rain Man** · 01-24-2004, 08:35 PM

Plane #16 – Fire Below

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

Target: Another bomber heads to Cherbourg
Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability)

Zone 1 Out: Britain
No enemy

Zone 2 Out: English Channel
No enemy

Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone)

3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Bishop74 fires, misses
Chief4ever fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters

Canadakc fires, misses
Over-head fires, misses
Jcroft fires, misses

Me misses, breaks off attack

Entering Bomb Zone
Good Weather
Heavy flak defense – 5 hits on B-17
-superficial damage to tail
-cannibal hit, light wound, loses half of right thumb (ouch).
-left port flap knocked out of commission
-starboard wing root damaged
-port wing root damaged (Root damage to both wings will make a lot of noise, but nothing else)

The multiple flak hits make it impossible for redneckraider to keep the bombsight on target – 0% score

Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone)

3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Chief4ever fires, misses
Bishop74 fires, misses

FW misses, breaks off attack

Zone 2: English Channel

4 Me 109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters

Jcroft fires, misses
Bishop74 fires, misses
Redneckraider fires, hits Me109
Cannibal fires, misses
Canadakc fires, misses

Both Mes miss, break off attack

Zone 1: England

Good weather
Good landing

Aftereffects

Cannibal can only hitchhike in one direction from now on.

Eligible for next mission

Pilot BIG_DADDY
Copilot Skip Towne
Bombardier RedNeckRaider
Navigator CHIEF4EVER
Engineer Jcroft
Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
Tail Gunner Cannibal
Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head
Right Waist Gunner bishop_74
Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC

What a marksmanship display there, fellas. Redneckraider barely broke up the no-hitter.

Hydrae · 01-24-2004, 08:37 PM

I am impressed though. Cannibal loses half his thumb but keeps on shooting at the enemy! He should be put in for a medal for that show of courage!

RedNFeisty · 01-24-2004, 08:38 PM

We're next, LETS KICK SOME ARSE!!

**morphius** · 01-24-2004, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RednFeisty

We're next, LETS KICK SOME ARSE!!

so you are ready for our first time together

RedNFeisty · 01-24-2004, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morphius

so you are ready for our first time together

Oh yeah baby, lets do it!!

**RNR** · 01-24-2004, 08:45 PM

Zebedee DuBois · 01-24-2004, 08:42 PM

I don't think the thumb is the finger he uses the most anyway.

Wait.. that is kinda tragic. Without an opposable thumb, he won't be able to grasp his favorite things.

**DaKCMan AP** · 01-24-2004, 08:40 PM

HOOAH

**Rain Man** · 01-24-2004, 08:47 PM

Um, you do realize that you're on a replacement crew right now, rednfeisty? Morphius' threats to kill lazarus have drawn attention.

Maybe morphius can tape a picture of you to the copilot's yoke until you can actually get on board.

Hydrae · 01-24-2004, 08:50 PM

This one is for Red!!! Die you Nazi bastards!

Oh wait, I am the navigator. Guess I better make sure we are not headed to Greenland again.

RedNFeisty · 01-24-2004, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydrae

This one is for Red!!! Die you Nazi bastards!

Oh wait, I am the navigator. Guess I better make sure we are not headed to Greenland again.

Your awesome!! Make sure you follow the formation!!

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan · 01-24-2004, 08:53 PM

Well, we've got the first mission jitters out of the way. Sorry to hear about Cannibal's thumb though. Course, they say chick's dig war wounds....

Next time, we'll keep 'er on target.

**RNR** · 01-24-2004, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan

Well, we've got the first mission jitters out of the way. Sorry to hear about Cannibal's thumb though. Course, they say chick's dig war wounds....

Next time, we'll keep 'er on target.

Man that was a drag! I wonder how long untill we go again.

**Skip Towne** · 01-24-2004, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedNeckRaider

Man that was a drag! I wonder how long untill we go again.

A drag? I thought it was fun. Just looking out the window seeing all the pretty colors.

01-24-2004, 08:35 PM	#2
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Plane #16 – Fire Below Pilot BIG_DADDY Copilot Skip Towne Bombardier RedNeckRaider Navigator CHIEF4EVER Engineer jcroft Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan Tail Gunner Cannibal Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC Target: Another bomber heads to Cherbourg Mid-formation horizontally, high vertically (moderate vulnerability) Zone 1 Out: Britain No enemy Zone 2 Out: English Channel No enemy Zone 3 Out: France (Entering Target Zone) 3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Bishop74 fires, misses Chief4ever fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack 2 Me110s attack – 1 is driven away by fighters Canadakc fires, misses Over-head fires, misses Jcroft fires, misses Me misses, breaks off attack Entering Bomb Zone Good Weather Heavy flak defense – 5 hits on B-17 -superficial damage to tail -cannibal hit, light wound, loses half of right thumb (ouch). -left port flap knocked out of commission -starboard wing root damaged -port wing root damaged (Root damage to both wings will make a lot of noise, but nothing else) The multiple flak hits make it impossible for redneckraider to keep the bombsight on target – 0% score Zone 3 Back: France (Leaving Target Zone) 3 FW190s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Chief4ever fires, misses Bishop74 fires, misses FW misses, breaks off attack Zone 2: English Channel 4 Me 109s attack – 2 are driven away by fighters Jcroft fires, misses Bishop74 fires, misses Redneckraider fires, hits Me109 Cannibal fires, misses Canadakc fires, misses Both Mes miss, break off attack Zone 1: England Good weather Good landing Aftereffects Cannibal can only hitchhike in one direction from now on. Eligible for next mission Pilot BIG_DADDY Copilot Skip Towne Bombardier RedNeckRaider Navigator CHIEF4EVER Engineer Jcroft Radio Op. Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan Tail Gunner Cannibal Ball Turret Gunner Over-Head Right Waist Gunner bishop_74 Left Waist Gunner CanadaKC What a marksmanship display there, fellas. Redneckraider barely broke up the no-hitter. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
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01-24-2004, 08:37 PM	#3
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $1867000	I am impressed though. Cannibal loses half his thumb but keeps on shooting at the enemy! He should be put in for a medal for that show of courage!
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01-24-2004, 08:38 PM	#4
RedNFeisty Smokin Join Date: May 2003 Location: Wichita Casino cash: $10004900	We're next, LETS KICK SOME ARSE!! __________________ F.O.C.U.S sportsshrink: Don't bite the hand that feeds you!!!! "We the Fans" feed you Morons!!
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01-24-2004, 08:45 PM	#7
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01-24-2004, 08:42 PM	#8
Zebedee DuBois Veteran Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: floating in a tin can Casino cash: $1345199	I don't think the thumb is the finger he uses the most anyway. Wait.. that is kinda tragic. Without an opposable thumb, he won't be able to grasp his favorite things. __________________ What am I even doing here?
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01-24-2004, 08:17 PM	#1
morphius World's finest morphius Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $6745027	That was a lucky flight!
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01-24-2004, 08:40 PM	#9
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01-24-2004, 08:47 PM	#10
Rain Man NFL's #1 Ermines Fan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $2758491 VARSITY	Um, you do realize that you're on a replacement crew right now, rednfeisty? Morphius' threats to kill lazarus have drawn attention. Maybe morphius can tape a picture of you to the copilot's yoke until you can actually get on board. __________________ I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit.
Posts: 141,874

01-24-2004, 08:50 PM	#11
Hydrae Sandbox: Leander Lasercats Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Austin, Tx Casino cash: $1867000	This one is for Red!!! Die you Nazi bastards! Oh wait, I am the navigator. Guess I better make sure we are not headed to Greenland again.
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01-24-2004, 08:53 PM	#13
Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan I am Number Six Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Columbia, MD, USA Casino cash: $1270000	Well, we've got the first mission jitters out of the way. Sorry to hear about Cannibal's thumb though. Course, they say chick's dig war wounds.... Next time, we'll keep 'er on target. __________________ One of the lowest PPD of any of the original members of the Planet . . . and proud of it. My web site My writer's page
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